Being_British

Hi, Stranger! 
I'm weird, to be completely honest. 
I have weird friends, a weird family, weird social life, weird deeds, weird urge to slap people with horrible English. OCD, I can't help it.
I'm socially awkward.
I cringe at almost everything. 
I absolutely declare a book I'm currently reading as my favorite but then I find another book and favorite it instead. 
Getting down to business.
Plagiarism is a crime, like duh. I don't know why I said that. Yes, don't replicate my stories/story, etc.
My stories are on Wattpad, only. 
If a copy off/on Wattpad catches your eye, message me. Though it's highly unlikely for it to be off Wattpad. 


I tend to obsess over Harry Potter, (I remember waving a twig saying 'Confringo' at my cat and it was supposed to be dashed in flames but it was still there, that's how much effective Harry Potter is, to me.) Sherlock, fictional characters, books and not to mention House. 
I use complicated English. 
Which causes people to not understand my mundane taste. 
See what I did there?


Message me, I'd love to talk, about anything!  ;)

Adios and May the Odds be never in your favor.