To all spambots, scammy "art" sellers, and mysterious YouTube audiobook gremlins... no.

PMing me is still a waste of time.

If you want to waste your time on purpose, use this code on Discord: yh8dvXJDnx

That's where I post updates, yell about plot holes, and occasionally pretend I'm organized.

If you want to waste your money instead, here you go: www(dot)p@treon(dot)com/Adamo_Amet

Every dollar goes toward keeping me alive on caffeine and instant noodles.

Important reminder. Anyone who hides their fanfic behind a paywall is the literary equivalent of a wet sock. That will never be me.

Everything I write stays free. Always.

If you want to tip me, great. If not, great. Reading my stuff is already enough to keep my overinflated writer ego happy.

You can find my chaos scattered like confetti on Royal Road, Webnovel, SpaceBattles, SufficientVelocity, Wattpad, and possibly a few sketchy corners of the internet where pirates post things without asking.

Discord is where the real mess lives. Reader theories, dumb memes, heated debates about nothing important. If you join, you get to watch me ramble in real time and possibly regret your life choices.

So yeah. Whether you're here to comment, lurk, or just laugh at my questionable decisions, I appreciate you. Let's keep this weird train going.