The Godfather. The Wire. The Great Gatsby. Let It Be. These are all things that were written. Not by me of course. Not even close. Nope. I've written on dozens (baker's dozens even) of animated TV shows over the course of the last millennium. I started out wanting to write the Great Canadian (or insert name of country you are from) Novel. But, when I realized that would take a really long time, and I would likely be homeless by the end of it, I turned to writing something that might actually involve getting cash money in the interim. And is very rewarding and all that crap. Since I made that fateful decision, my neatly typed phrases and extremely witty dialogue has found their ways into the minds of small children everywhere. So, when they become Nobel Prize winning physicists, Cancer cure finders, and Middle East peace brokers, you can thank me. For all of the bad stuff, blame the other TV shows. Now I'm back on the extremely slow paced track to the Great Freedonia Novel, or at the very least, the most mediocre.
- JoinedJuly 11, 2018