Someonehelpme Stories

Your life will be changed, and you will want to go do your laundry while zoning out after (satire)

---------------------------------------------D I S C O N T I N U E D------------------------------------------------ The Toshibara family is always treated like Royalty...

*reads title* actually theres also some homeless untitled oneshots here too so if you wanna read those idk, i dont have much time for writing actual oneshots so now we h...

Dear Mr. F. E. Faulker, We would like to extend an invention to join Ackmuns School for Magical Misfits. ASMM was created as a safe learning environment for magical chi...

Welcome to the third book of the Food Fantasy on Crack series. This will include: - Ships - Swearing - Potentially offensive humor? - Some parts aren't even memes/vines...

just emails that I got from random people

If you come into this with minus high expectations, I'm pretty sure you'd end up preeeettttyyy impressed. I'm sorry for whoever is reading this and yet am writing this w...

A bunch of weird and bad drawings

This is a collection of random bullshit I make for my friend. A lot of it is gonna be character x fem! reader so be ready. There are most likely gonna be some poorly wri...

Hi, this is just for ideas and things for books. Feel free to comment ideas of your own, or if you have any suggestions! DMs are also always open!!

how a young girl Been in love all her life with a best friend she just not realizing after a tragedy and he waz there

This is based on a dream I had but I decided to spice it up :) don't ask what I took to have some dream like that. I think the key is to go to bed at 3 AM after having a...

This story is about Me and how I got my self in this life.

*trigger warning* Bulimia

Merleah Jones. Yes she is that singer. Yes she has the weird music taste who likes some of the stuff in the charts nowadays but mostly loves Led Zeppelin, Stevie Ray Vau...

Crankdatfrank and Colby broke, after filmin that video with jesyee have new feelings for eavhother. (Please take none of this seriously I'm making this because in the vi...

Hi so basically I'm just gonna be using this book as a journal or some shit so yeah

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You were inseparable. It was just you and him. Him and you. It was perfect. You were always together, always, no matter what. He was the only thing, the only one, keepin...