Scalene Stories

April Sommer is an average girl with not so average parents. She was adopted, and for the most part life was great. She had her best friend Skye to get her through things and everything was fine. Until Destery Withers showed up and flipped her life upside down. Between April having the hugest crush on this new 'popular' guy, struggling to deal with her arch-rival Maxine, having an incident with Desterys sister as WELL as having her parents disapprove of April dating someone, this was gonna be a LONG school year.

Based on the Book of Bill: Bill's plan to show his people, the Euclidean, the stars go as planned! But instead, Gravity Falls' canon events go on, but with a Ofa new trianglular antagonist. After being shunned by Euclidean society so much, even being ignored by them. Bill's sister, Delane "Dee" Cipher, plans on starting the apocalyptic event, "Weirdmageddon". This AU was takes place on the Relativity Falls AU,

The Ciphers, the most normal family in Euclidia. Little did they know that one of the members of their family would kill everyone they've ever known. And it all started with a small triangle with a rare birth defect.

We all know that Bill destroyed his home dimension, Euclydia. But how did it come to this? Was Bill always evil, or was he made this way? This is the story of how Euclydia fell, and how it was "liberated". Audio Version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mc5f0Znqr0 Ao3 Version: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61344646 My Object Show: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhFRGW1JOaZHhpB0U5kF8I4zdWFHXqakJ HI Wiki: https://hello-internet-ccb.fandom.com/wiki/Hello_Internet_Wiki Itchio: https://t.co/2qnG9H0jjB Gamejolt: https://gamejolt.com/@ChocolateCookieBro Twitter: https://twitter.com/ItsCookieBro DeviantArt: https://www.deviantart.com/chocolatecookiebro Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3pxYGr0e68PI1m8Ds2UwTm 12/4/24 - #1 on Flatland 12/18/24 - #1 on Kryptos

December 19   ALMOST TWINS     You and I are more alike than different yet we cannot get along, though I ponder why this surprises me so.  A cloud and a watermelon are 98% the same and no one would mistake them in a crowd or expect them to be companionable except in the way of two things existing in the universe.  My expectation of liking you for our similarities is set up by my fear that I don’t like myself, but the joke is on me.  My dislike of you is not a reflection of anything but time and space.  My friends are the people who like me, not necessarily the ones who are like me.  The president didn’t like broccoli without slurring its good name and I can dislike you without inferring you’re a vegetable.     Enjoy the approach as well as the work. *   Scalene     Strangeness is attracting, I don’t try to deny it. I have looked longingly at oddness and every skewed thing.   Though I try to divert my gaze the acute angles draw me back to peer again and again. Strange attractors have an unexplainable beauty to me.   The wane charisma digs its hooks into my soul and I carry it off like a burr stuck to my hide. What does this say of me, I am not sure?   What does it say of the sidelong loves of mine? Volumes, I think it speaks volumes, all of it unknown to me.   Vlog: http://youtu.be/-O2YEH4nyRk     You are reading selections from Sober on the Way to Sane and More Lines From My Life by Sherrie Theriault http://www.amazon.com/Sober-On-The-Way-Sane/dp/1440417342/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1388576888&sr=8-1&keywords=sober+on+the+way+to+sane http://www.amazon.com/More-Lines-From-My-Life/dp/1448677203/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1388576956&sr=8-1&keywords=More+Lines+From+My+Life