Lowes Stories

The horrifying tale of a cow.

A boy named Jeremy is on a quest to rescue his uncle from the grasp of the brainless democrats. Though, in order to rescue him, he must become the president of his small...

Obligatory random stuff book that everyone has and few care about

Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet except Romeo is a bucket from Home Depot and Juliet is a bucket from Lowe's Hardware. A commission