Cartman Stories

aun no edito*

"ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴇᴄɪꜱɪᴏɴ, ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ꜰᴀꜱᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴇ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ᴡᴇ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪꜱɪᴏɴ, ɴᴏᴡ ʟᴇᴛ'ꜱ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ꜰᴜɴ ʏᴇᴀʜ, ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴡʜᴇʟᴍɪɴɢ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴇʟꜱᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴡᴇ ᴅᴏ? ɢᴇᴛ ᴊᴏʙꜱ ɪɴ ᴏꜰꜰɪᴄᴇ...

A little bit of South Park angst or something.. there can't be enough lmfao >Style and Bunny included!<

The main four go through their first year of high school expecting the usual drama, but this year is different. Their friendship gets tested as they struggle to balance...

Please read this I'm holding you at gunpoint, nobody's read this yet. This is satire I'm just bored and making it up as I go. South park main 4 chaos. Stan-spiderman on...

I'm really good at making smut but suck at angst btw, anyways idk who made this artwork but if anyone knows please tell me so I can shout them out anyways I don't own an...

What happens when two best friends in South Park are snowed in together? Kenny McCormick and Eric Cartman find themselves stuck during a winter storm, where shared panin...

(All characters are aged up and are 18. I do not own South Park in any way. Im sorry if this sucks, it's my first time writing a book I don't think I'll actually scrap t...

"'𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬" 𝑰𝑵 𝑨 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫 𝑾𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 y/n l/n has been childhood friends with butters. he thin...

"𝐈 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞" 𝑰𝑵 𝑨 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫 𝑾𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 y/n is unfortunate when it comes to finding a lover. everyone around h...

this in a self insert of my OC and she falls in love with kenny

Cartman & Nicole get steamy

Fingir ser algo que no eres es cansado demasiado pero al llegar a un nuevo pueblo..ya no quieres fingir?

Kenny McCormick has always used escapism as a chance to leave behind the weight of his tragic, self-sacrificing life. And Princess Kenny gave him just that opportunity...

"You can't change somebody who isn't willing to change." Stan Marsh, a closeted 17-year-old, finds himself in a tough position whilst trying to hide his feelin...

16 year old Kyle Broflovski, and 17 year old Stan Marsh both get a call from a company called Death-Cast telling them they're going to die today. They're two friends lea...

que conste que lo hize cuando se corto la luz en chile XD

In their neighborhood, they aren't safe. Especially Kyle. Kyle's a gang member, known as Kyley-B. Although they're all only fourteen, they're already struggling with gro...

Since I got at least one reader imma actually make a decent description. Disclaimer this does have cursing, death, and maybe some more. Y/N has lived in South Park for s...

"𝐝𝐮𝐝𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐚?" 𝑰𝑵 𝑨 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫 𝑾𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 y/n l/n goes on a midnight walk because she had things on her mind. she bumps into...