Asda Stories

Amanda goes for a job interview but little does she know it's a sex chamber

Captain America has intercourse with Bob the builder causing their powers to collide creating a nuclear reaction over the planet...

Thoughts of an unnamed man, philosophising meanderings of the Butterfly and its metamorphosis.

slay

;) yes yes yes

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hi my name is elvis, I really really really really like to eat! Somebody give me munchy munchy yum yum. A is arnimal my favorite food, b is for banana I look to stick it...

Join Anto in her amazing day to day life as she climbs cheese mountains, eats baguettes and makes several remarkable scientific discoveries!

The story of Tesco on an adventure to find true love (adult content 18+)

Asda x Tesco uwu

Whether it is the sheer stupidity of my writing or acknowledgement of the (quite funny) stereotypes within it I hope you can see how much I enjoyed creating these little...

{DISCONTINUED} Louis is just enjoying the break when he meets a girl and from then all things spiral out of control.

sainsbury mafia boss 😍😍

hi i decided to write this. Who knows why A romance, but in a weird AU morrisons has always thought that he has to pretend to be someone he's not, but when someone find...