"phil where's my pickax?" i look over to see phil bending down to retrieve my pickax and i can't help myself but to smack that hot piece of ass. full idea creds to syd (astral_phillie on twitter) follow my twitter? lovefeltdjh <3 WARNING: smutty, major character death😔👊 (dw he respawns), and violence🤭
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Dan Howell is a prince. Unlike most, known for their benevolent behaviors and elegant manners, he's known for his sullen mood and vituperative remarks. After all, being a prince is not much fun; not with the lack of friends and the abundance of dumb tasks, such as trying to find the perfect bride and hosting dinners w...
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