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Captured Hearts Book 1 in the Heart Series - Wattys 2015 Winner

Jenna Yousuf has everything all girls envy. A mansion, fancy cars, diamonds and jewels, closets filled with clothes, shoes and purses. A hot husband. But she isn't happy. Who could be when you were forced to marry a man you don't love just to save your family? She doesn't want to give him a chance, nor does she want t...

The Woman With The Headscarf

[Sequel to The Girl With The Headscarf] [Highest ranking yet: #9 in Spiritual] » she came undone and it was a beautiful tragedy «

Hushed Confessions | ✔

A witty Muslim, a hot cop, a hilarious band of friends, and a psycho killer. What could go wrong? * * * Meet Sajdaa Taha. A sassy, hilarious, and intelligent seventeen year old Muslimah. Being a Muslim in a society where majority of the people see Muslims as terrorists has got to be hard. It gets worse when Sajdaa st...

Different Shades

(Completed) Began: 7/28/2017 End: 12/1/2017 Wipe your damn feet before stepping into my shitty life, cause God knows I'm a fucking mess and don't need any more shit. Note, if you're easily sickened then get the fuck out, I don't need any more unnecessary shit. Who even fucking planned this tour? I didn't. I'd rather...

Our Space

All Sami had was space. Space was all that Radia desired. His dorm room was so empty and lifeless that he felt imprisoned in the endless silence. Her bedroom was full of her sister's mess, her ears full of her sister's constant chattering, and an overwhelming feeling of being cramped with no privacy. After much patie...

A Muslim Girl's Love Story [COMPLETED]

Formerly known as 'An Islamic Love Story.'

The Billionaire and The Niqabi

-UNEDITED- | IBRAHIM BOOK I | Iqraam Ibrahim; a billionaire who had it all. A loving family, money, fame, an empire and was living his dream as a CEO and Racer. He felt that he was 'Content.' And that 'Content' changed to something more when he met a certain niqabi. She became his Assistant and with a little (okay al...

This Is It!

She loses everything overnight. Her father, her brother, her scholarship... Then he came into her life, he was only doing his job. To him her life is another interesting story for the newspaper he works for. What happens when he falls in love? Can they be together in a land invaded by heartless solders? Read to find...

Changing Relations ✔

#Ranked 4 (27/07/19). Thank you so much my beautiful readers. Hanya Qureshi, a nineteen year old pampered daughter of Mrs & Mr. Qureshi, and a loving and caring younger sister of Hareem Qureshi. Zain Abdullah, a twenty six year old multi- millionaire. A loving son of Mrs & Mr.Abdullah and a caring and affectionate bro...

Not That Interested

My name is Mina Amin. Pakistani. Aged 23. Artist. Foodie. Cat freak. About to marry my best friend. Yep, the usual. I am the girl you wish you could be. Life for me is pretty much perfect; Until it no longer is. ........... This story is about the pain of unrequited love. This story will make you think about stuff yo...

Confessions of a Muslim Girl

The story of two best friends, Noha Ali and Maysa Malik, as they navigate through high school.

Palestwinians.

Zach and Yasmine are two teenagers just trying to get through life by keeping their head held high and never letting their hopes drop. Although this can be hard when you're living in an illegally occupied country such as Palestine, they're there for each other. ALL the time. Yasmine is sarcastic, witty and a little...

BEING MUSLIMAH

"Being Muslimah" follows Sarah Idris, a strong willed and faithful girl, in her unforeseeable, roller-coaster life. The story centers around an event that takes her life to a new level of unpredictable: marriage to a complete stranger. However, will her husband accept her for her hidden beauty and will she be able to...

Definitely Interested

Sequel to definitely not interested

Falling in love with the Muslim girl ✔

[My stories do NOT represent Islam, they represent most Muslims nowadays] ~~~~ "So I can't be this close to you?" Brody softly asked, pretending he didn't know the rules of my religion. "THEN LEAVE", he added pointing towards the door. And that's when it hit me, it wasn't him who was holding me there.. it was my own...

One And A Quarter Year Agreement (a muslim love story) #Wattys2016

#11 in Islam under spiritual (5/1/17) #14 in spiritual (8/2/2016) •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• *EDITING- Please bear with me I know it's a difficult read because of how bad its structure is; also since the story is being edited - it may take a while to do so - the plot may no...

Living Royalty

Two sisters. Two brothers. As different as polar opposites...but then, doesn't the saying go "like poles repel and opposite poles attract"? It sure doesn't seem like it in their case. Samaah and Samiha Ashraf have no idea what they are getting themselves into when their father asks them to get married to the Hamid br...

Trust Me (An Islamic Love Story)

As we fall into the pit of darkness, trust me, hold me tight, Hold on to the wisp of hope, let me give you light. ------------------------------------- Fear. Fear defined Abeer Irfan's life. Every night, it engulfed her and she drowned into the endless horrors of her past. Every night, she lost a part of her to the ev...

That was never It!!

Haytham has travelled the world looking for his one true love after leaving her in a war torn land. Using his fame and wealth he struggles to find her. Aliyah Amin has seen the cruel face of life and wishes to live a beautiful simple life. She is engaged to Jaffar After leaving Amman, Jordan to start afresh in The Un...

Muslimah Next Door { Editing }

"Not all Muslims are terrorists." You know how people say never to judge a book by its cover? I shouldn't have done that myself. Growing up with racist parents planted a negative reputation of Muslims in my head. So, I started believing everything they've told me. I thought Muslims were the reason crisis was happenin...

The Little Princess

The Best Of Us

"Why didn't you tell me he went here?" Sabrina managed to croak out. Her throat was dry and there was a loud drumming sound in her ears which she realized was her heart. "Oh..uh...well..." Leila stuttered and then trailed off. She smiled sheepishly. "I totally forgot about Khalid." Sabrina winced when she heard his n...

Two Hearts Apart

Call it infatuation or just a passing phase, school newcomer Zaheer believes he has just experienced 'love at first sight' when he encounters the beautiful and enigmatic Zahraa. He knows he has to do what it takes to win her affections and ultimately her heart. Hard working and driven Zahraa has always maintained her...

Waves (Islamic Love Story)

Two guys love her The whole school respect her Struggles lays everywhere on her road. Mariam and Isabelle, two different girls with differents paths comes across each other. Suddenly life is not peace and love as it was , but full of choices and struggles for both of them. As they try as hard as possible, forgotten...

Twice Upon Them

{Once Upon A Muslim Sequel} Four months after she stayed with the Mahmouds, Kayla returns home free from any drama...Or that's what she thinks. The three big "F"s---friends, foes, and family---is what makes her life spiral out of control---yet once again. However, this time, she has to endure more painfully excruciati...

Not Your Expected Bad Boy | COMPLETED

~Sequel to Not Your Expected Hijabi~ Liam's gone. Ruki's moving on. And this author has a ton of comments, pleading for the story to carry on... So welcome to Not Your Expected Hijabi's sequel: Not Your Expected Bad Boy Where all the college drama is long gone and our characters have matured. It's been five years si...

Is It Really Love? [complete]

Rayaan Issa Abdurahman Malik and Sophia Ilyaas Abdurahman Malik are the closest sister like cousins you'll ever meet. Sometimes its even hard to tell that they aren't sisters even though they look nothing alike. Rayaan grew up being the only child of a very rich business man. A business that has been in her family fo...

Definitely Not Interested

Being a high school Muslim hijabi was already a lot to deal with but add a crazy life and it gets all too messy. Trust me Malak is a badass girl that doesn't take shit from nobody but there was only one person who got under her skin. Amir Khalid. Wherever she went they would always butt heads. She despised him and his...

Once Upon A Muslim

Kayla's life changed as she became Muslim, saying the simple line of Shahadah: Ash-Hadu Ann Laa Ilaaha Illa Allah, Wa Ash-Hadu Anna Muhammadan Rasool Allah. She hopes that her family and friends will accept Islam as well, but things go wrong when her Catholic mother kicks her out of the house, leaving her to live on t...