You Had Me at Hello ✔️

On the subway at midnight, there's a girl with an empty notebook and a boy with a face worth drawing. Commissioned entry by Hulu. Alex Light © All Rights Reserved 2019

A Slave For You.

This is a story where survival was a vital thing, one where the tough times made you stronger, a story where revenge seeps so deep into it that you'll find yourself wanting vengeance on something done to you a long time ago. This is a story where even "the lowest of lows" found true love. Kendra Hamilton was a beautif...

Sassy Comebacks!

Comebacks/Clapbacks/Retorts that you can throw back out to the haters and bullies. Possible profanity so reader discretion advised.

sassy comebacks and jokes

How To Flirt: Tips For Teens

Many teens don't know how to get men/women and stay single for the majority of their high school career. In this book, it will give you helpful and proved tips on how to flirt properly. It will also give you different types of men/women and how to flirt with them. You will learn obvious and not-so-predictable tips...

Pickup lines with sassy comebacks

Maid in Lace (PUBLISHED)

Milania Fox is a young woman who's been working as a maid since she was sixteen. She has had terrible past experience's with abusive owners. She believes her life has taken a turn for the best when instead of being sold to another abusive man, a family decide to hire her. That is until Xander Hawke, Milania's childho...

THE BILLIONAIRE DRAMA (BWWM)

I hurried to Dimitri's bedroom. I gasped as I saw the curtains by the window dancing freely in the wind and parts of what used to be a window lying on the ground in shatters. Dimitri was nowhere in sight. The beating of my heart escalated to bullet speed as my body began to shake violently. "Dimitri?" I yelled. No ans...

The Taking of Eleanor Ainsworth

When Eleanor Ainsworth met Theo Wilson she had thought that finally, a guy had taken an interest in her. Little did she know that Theo Wilson, a seemingly charming, blue eyed boy was more than interested in her - he was obsessed and would go to great lengths to have her. Copyright © 2015. All rights reserved. HIGHEST...

sassy comebacks

heyy! this book has sassy comebacks for bullies, ex's that wont leave you alone.. anyone! if you want your sassy comeback in my book then tell me in the comments and i'll put it in but i'll give you the credit! ;P

Match Maid in Hell

Evangeline. An innocent, sweet maid with a tragic past. Seth. An arrogant, rude jerk with a troubled past. When Evangeline is 'forced' to be his maid and Seth is 'forced' to take her on, it can't be a good idea. When both of their protective walls finally crash and fall, will it destroy them both or can this Match mad...

The Book of Sassy Comebacks & Funny Insults

Its all in the title.

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Smart Ass Comebacks (Funny Comebacks & Insults)

Lots of swearing, so read at your own risk. Majority of these comebacks are pretty rude, but are not meant to offend anyone, so don't read this book if you don't like that. This is just for jokes. And pls don't leave any rude comments, they will just be deleted.

The Hazards of Skinny Dipping

This isn't a deep book about first loves or self-discovery. If you want a book like that, I'd be happy to recommend one, but I don't have that kind of story to tell. Instead my story is about rash decisions and finding out that your dream guy is bad in bed. It's the story of when I finally went skinny dipping, and how...

My Sexy, Possessive, Controlling, and Much Older Alpha Mate

He sighed loudly, and still holding me tightly, sat up. "Why did you run?" He demanded. His voice was hoarse and I could see pain in his eyes. My wolf was killing me inside. She wanted to make Declan feel better, in any way she could. I, however, was thinking the exact opposite. "Because I don't want this. Not right n...

Ignored And Hurting

A girl name Sam has lots of ups and downs. She suffers from abuse physically, verbally, emotionally and mentally. She has no one and she wants to just give up. She meets someone who flips her world upside down. But before she found her way out of her pain she had to go through it... keep reading

ISSUES

I'm just a teenager, going through issues... but not normal issues.

Kidnapped

When you're kidnapped, maybe you think you'll find your true destiny in another world (not me), or maybe you'll be kidnapped by One Direction, or something like that (still not me) or maybe you'll be kidnapped by a super-hot guy (yes, but he hates me). Do you expect to get beaten? To be treated like a slave? To be so...