The Holy "Rail" (Jesus X Reader)

Please read this, because I'm going to hell for it...😫

Pussy boy |18+|

⚠️SATIRE BOOK⚠️ ______________ This story is about a 17 year old boy Liam Miller with a pussy yup a vagina who has been bullied on a normal, both bullies in school and at home But one day he accidentally met with a cocky CEO of the richest company but he doesn't know that until when they were close enough but on the o...

Bill Nye The Science Guy, My Boyfriend ( Voldemort)

Voldemort finally finds someone he likes, will Bill Nye bitch ass fall in love with bald ass Voldemort or will the no nosed piece of paper be betrayed and left alone. COMPLETED

John Cena x Bill Nye love

You know it is is Cannon.

The Story of Sadie The Fortune Teller

My submission for @Cringeworthycliche 's Mary Sue Awards Cover by @elicits !! Sadie thanks you so much for making it! (Please note that this book is completely satirical and is intended to poke fun at every teen fiction cliche known to man) Sadie is just your average looking sexy nerd who moved to a new town for no ap...

Gacha cringe 😃🔫

As a member of the gacha community I'm sorry in advance

Elmo X Kermit

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why...

my love for shrek❤️

this is the best creation I have ever made read this to change your life some of yall wildin in the comments 😩

Holy Water.

For your smutty fanfiction needs.

Gru X SpongeBob X Reader

In this story you meet spongebob on your way to the playground, then you meet Gru and feel te immediate sexual tension between the three of you, you have a great time at the park with your two lovers then you go to Gru's house for some fun in the bed! Have fun reading!

Donald Trump x Dora the Explorer

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Shrek x Dora

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

Jesus X Reader

(Y/n) has been looking for a boyfriend for so long. She has tried everything: dating apps, talking to random people, dating her friends exes, asking out ALL of her friends, and even banging deer in the woods. She was so close to giving up on love entirely, BUT there was one person she didn't expect to meet...

How To Create A Mary Sue OC!

Do you want to make your very own Mary Sue original character? Do you love cliches and overused stereotypes? Have you ever wondered how to create a great character? Fear no more! For this is your very own guide book in making a Mary Sue OC. (Published on September 8,2017) (THIS BOOK IS COMPLETED)

Dora gets deported

Dora gets deported to Mexico because she came to America illegally. Find out what happens in this heart wrenching chain of events. Also y'all dis is legal no hentai here folks.

Donald Trump X Satan (feat. JoSe24971, WeLoveYouAlly)

Satan always had a thing for Donald trump * it is finished but you can still send Chapters to Senpaikush42069@gmail.com *

Daddy Pig x Sans

Daddy Pig's life so far is not going well. Peppa and George are acting unusual, while Daddy Pig looses his job, making Mommy Pig over-work. Mommy Pig buys Daddy Pig a new video game, Undertale, where he happens to meet quite a few new folk.

Biden x Trump

Biden x Trump ship 😉😉😈 Smut very much smut If you couldn't notice, this is a joke 😓🤔

Creepy Uncle Sam's Gastronomy Guide For The Apocalypse

A no-nonsense, fairly silly, guide to cooking during the apocalypse. This guide will teach you how to cook, how to make your own recipes, basic fundamentals of cuisine, why brown is the tastiest color, how to prevent your pee from attracting marauders, and how to gain the trust of your local metal gang with some hear...

Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...

Fifty shades of bread

Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

Dumb Book Moments

These are just some dumb moments in books I've picked up. This 'book' includes dumb moments from fan fictions, school cliché's, super natural people and many more. Warning: Book contains swearing and inappropriateness

Tutorial of how to poop

This tutorial will tell you something awsome and intresting you will enjoy of this adventure in the bathroom

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

One Line Wattpad Rants

Psst...DO NOT read this book if you get offended easily. The rants written in it are some things that annoy me on Wattpad. DON'T READ IF YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. Phew! 'cause one time wasn't enough. Welcome to One Line Wattpad Rants ;) Cover by the one and only @supernovass ▶Highest Ranking:...