Courting Mr. Clean

Mr. Clean is kinda hot idc I nearly died laughing writing this so y'all better read it

The Epic of Garfield

You might think you know Garfield, but you don't. For the first time ever, you can learn about the legendary cat's lore, power, and untold stories.

Butthole, a Bob Duncan Fanfic

Bob wasn't your average fat man, he had a bad condition that occurred in his butthole, or anus if you will. It has prevented Bob from living and fulfilling his dream of being a rice farmer in the deep forests of Narnia, with his bb, Niall Horan. Will Bob ever be fixed or will his butthole shrivel up and die?