Hanging with DickSquad

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Admin: *Comes in dressed in skanky skirt and bikini* Sup.

Koujaku: ...

Noiz: ...

Aoba: ...

Clear: ...

Mink: ...

Everyone: What are you whereing?

Admin: Well I got bored and I felt the need to be slutty. Idk :/

Koujaku: A girl shouldn't dress like that.. There to cute too.

Admin: *blushes* KOUJAKU Y DO U CARE YOU ONLY LIKE NOIZ AND AOBA >:( *mad cuz I'm embarrassed*

Koujaku: IM BI OK? I LIKE DUDES AND CHICKS *TRIES TO KISS ME TO PROVE HE LIKES CHICKS TOO*

Admin: Nu. You no kiss me -3- you're really hot but I got a boyfreind srry dude. But whateves ur bi cool beans.

Koujaku: GOOD AND OK ╮(─▽─)╭

Noiz: *pokes my cheek* RHYME

Admin: No Noiz. No Rhyme. *picks him up setting him in the ground*

Noiz: *Rolls Away*

Aoba: WHO WANTS TO FUCK ME?!?

Admin: I would but I'm not single srry *pats head*

Aoba: Ok bye

Mink: Can I play with your hair?

Admin: Sure Mink! You seem to be the only sane person here ^-^.

Mink: *Braids hair and stuff*

Admin: ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°  this feels hella good (●´∀`●)

Clear: *Pets jellyfish* *gets shocked* OW ADMIN HELP ;-;

Admin: CLEAR MY BBY NU.

Clear: *Shows me sting* WHAT DO I DO IT HURTS ADMIN *lays on lap*

Admin: *kisses his hand like a great mother* ITS OK BBY IT WILL BE ALRIGHT.

Clear: THANK CHU ADMIN

Admim: NP

EVERYONE: OK BYE GUYS!

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