Dragon Jokes Z: TFS Quotes

Vegeta The Ghost

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Vegeta: Kaaaaakaaaaroooot... Kaaaaakaaaaroooot... Kaaaaakaaa- Ugh. You know what? Screw this. WAKE UP, DUMBASS!

*Goku launches awake*

Vegeta: You're failing your race, Kakarot. Freeza's unlike any opponent you've ever faced. You need to embrace your heritage. Become the Saiyan that you were meant to-

Goku: Why are you naked?

Vegeta: What?

Goku: You're naked. Why?

Vegeta: Idiot. You don't take your clothes with you when you die.

Goku: Well I did.

Vegeta: What?

Goku: Yeah. Even had my weighted clothes on too. And I didn't even die in those. Huh.

Vegeta: That lying red mother**ker! Anyway listen, Kakarot. Inside you is the primal, burning fury of the Saiyan race. Like a wild, raging Oozaru! You must unleash it, Kakarot!

Goku: So... do I gotta throw my poo at him?

Vegeta: Oh for God- Just use your stupid Kaio-whatever!

Goku: Oh. Okay! Thanks Vegeta!

Vegeta: F**k off. I'm gonna go get my clothes back.