Sloganpaw: Hazpaw, can I tell you something?
Hazpaw. Nope. I haz better things to do.
Sloganpaw: *Grabs his shoulder* Ok great. I was thinking that I didn't really want to be sloganpaw anymore
Hazpaw: WHAT?! But mommeee, you promised to take me to funland...
Sloganpaw: I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER!
Hazpaw: I'M ADOPTED?!
Yolofur: Yes.
Sloganpaw and hazpaw: O.O
Yolofur: I wasn't supposed to tell you that *Runs*
Hazpaw: What were we talking about?
Sloganpaw: I want to change my name. I've just kinda lost it
Hazpaw: Fruit loops
Sloganpaw: Cool beans :/
Hazpaw: YOU DIDN'T SAY THE SLOGAN!
Sloganpaw: Oh, yeah. *Clears throat* *Swallows a fly* *Grabs his throat* *Rols aroudn on the floor*
Hazpaw: You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you? :L
Sloganpaw: *Coughs up fly* I'm going to go have a presidential debate with rice krispies now.
Hazpaw: I have the urge top eat spongebob. *Walks away*
Bargainpaw: We should help him find a name.
: Epicfail: Yeah, then you can get your warrior name!
Bargainpaw: Hey epicfail, go hug the ravine.
Epicfail: Ok! *Skips away and trips on flat surfaces*
Bargainpaw: Mwahahahaha... Soon they will call me dark lord!
Lolcat: *Walks past*
Bargainpaw: hey lolcat-
Lolcat: Aww screw! **runs*
Bargainpaw: fin, you don't have to help! Hey insanekit-
Insanekit: oh screw it! Flee for your lives!
Crazystar:Hey bargainpaw, you just got your warrior name.
Bargainpaw: yay what is it?
Crazystar: Screwyou.
Bargainpaw: well sor-eee!
Epicfail: ha I just got cooler than you.
Bargainpaw: Oh really? Spell cat.
Epicfail: .... AGH SCREW YOU!
ROD: "Broken" By Ashflight!
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Random*Not related to Swiftdapple's works!* SEQUEL TO WARRIOR CAT RANDOMNESS: THE CRACK! The clans are back, bigger and better than ever in WARRIOR CAT RANDOMNESS: TOO! Cloudtail is even cookie-er. Leafpool is even spoon-ier Lionpaw is even more idiotic...
