His Brain Is A Bag Full of Cats

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I got up and left my room. hat the hell am I supposed to say to Tony? Hey, I'm dying but whatever. Screw it.

I walked into the room to see the other...Avengers(?) surronding and, or sittimg at the table, expect for Tony. I sigh and take a seat, thinking about it.

We sat down and watched as Fury began arguing with Loki. I sighed and rubbed my hands. When the screen disappeared, I looked up and saw Steve starring at me.

"He really grows on you, doesn't he?"Bruce says. I look at him.

"Loki's gonna drag this out. So, Thor what's his play?"Steve asks. I turn and look at Thor.

"He has an army called the Chitauri. They're not of Asgard, nor any world known. We used to lead them against your people. They will win him the Earth.

In return, I suspect, for the Tesseract."Thor says.

"An army from...outer space."Steve says and I chuckle.

"Well this is a first for me."I say with a smirk.

"So he's buliding another portal. Thats what he needed Erik Selvig for."Bruce says and I nod. Exactly.

"Selvig?"Thor asks and I sit up.

"He's an astrophysicist." I say. Thor looks at me.

"He's a friend."Thor says crossing his arms.

"Loki has him some sort of spell. As well as one of own..."Natasha says and I send her a sad smile.

"I wanna know why Loki let us take him. He's not leading an army from here."Steve says, looking at me for a moment. I look around just so I can hide my red cheeks.

"I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats, you smell the crazy on him."

"Have care if how you speak; Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother."Thor says scowling a bit.

"He killed eigthy people in two days."Natasha says.

"...He's adopted."Thor says and I laugh, but then Steve sends me a look and I roll my eyes.

"I think its about the mechanics. Iridium, what do they need iridium for?"Bruce says as Tony and Coulson stroll in. I stand up grinning.

"It's a stabilyzing agent."Tony says and continues to talk to Coulson, "So like I was saying, take a weekend. I'll fly you to Portland. Keep live alive. Hey Clara."

"Hello Tony."I say with a grin. Steve and Bruce look in between my brother and I.

"Means the portal won't collapse on it self like it did at SHIELD."Tony says walking up to Thor, "No hard feeling Point Break, you have a mean swing."He says patting Thor on his chest.

"Also it means it stay open as wide and open as long as Loki wants."My brother says walking to where Fury usual stands and starts saying some stuff dealing with ships.

"That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice,but we did." Tony says pointing to someone and I laugh.

"How does Fury even see these?"He says covering his eye.

"He turns."Maria says.

"Sounds exhausting. The rest of raw materials Agent Barton can get his hands on pretty easy."He says messing with the screens, "Only major coponent he needs is a power source. With high major density. Something to kickstart the Cube."I grin at my brother.

"When did you become a expert in thermo-nuclear astrophysics?"Maria asks. Tony looks at her.

"Last night. The packet, Selvig's notes, the Extraction theory papers. Am I the only one who did their readings?" Tony asks and I look at him.

"Does Loki need any pacticular type of power source?"Steve asks and I shake my head.

"He would have to heat the cube to hundred and twenty millon Kelvin just to break through the Culum barrier."Bruce says.

"Unless Selvig knows how stablize the Quantum Tunneling effect."I say with a grin, walking with Tony to Dr.Banner.

"Well if he can do that he can reach heavy ion fusing at any reactor on the planet."Bruce says.

"Finally someone over than Clara and I who speaks English."Tony says.

"Is that just what happened?"Steve asks as Tony and Bruce shake hands.

"Its good to meet you Dr.Banner. Your work on high electronic collisions is uncomparable, and I am fan of how you lose control and turn into a huge green rage monster."Tony says. I mentally face palm.

"Thanks."Bruce says and I smack the back of Tont's head as Fury walks in.

"Dr.Banner is onky here it track the cube, I was hoping you two join him."Fury says looking at Tony and I.

"I'd start with that stick of his. It might be magical, but works awful lot like a Hydra weapon."Steve says.

"I don't know about that, but it is powered by the Cube. And I would also like to know how Loki used it to turn two of sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys."Fury says and Thor lools at him confused.

"Monkeys? I do not und-"

"I do."Steve says cutting him off. "...I understood that refrence." I giggle slightly but stop when Tony looks at me, and rolls his eyes.

"Shall we play, Doctor, Clara?"Tony says and we walk down the hallway toward the lab.

I'm back!

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