What if battles [REQUEST CLOSED]

Rick Sanchez vs Bill Cipher

Requested by ACAssassin

Rick and Morty have beaten many monsters in the past but can they defeat the all powerful Bill Cipher? Will this be Rick and Morty's last adventure or will they be able to stop Bill?

Rick Sanchez

Great Intelligience

Expert Tactician

Great Inventor

Expert Marksman

Guns

Portal Gun: A device that rips a hole in time and space, allowing travel to anywhere in any reality.

Has a self-destruct feature to turn it into a bomb.

Anti-Matter Gun: A gun that shoots anti-matter. Can kill Trans-dimensional higher beings that are immune to traditional matter and energy based attacks.

Particle Watch: A wristwatch that shoots a conncentrated particle beam. Completely destroys anything on the subatomic level.

Laser Guns: A gun that was used to protect Summer from the Gazorpazorp monsters in the episode "Raising Gazorpazorp." It was also used in Season 2 episode 2 to take down space police. Was also used to kill the alien parasites In Season 2 Episode 4; and Rick owns multiple guns. Is usually able to one-shot a lot of monsters.

Freeze Ray: Can freeze people.

Grappling Hook: A grappling hook Rick used to get himself on a ship in the episode "Raising Gazorpazorp."

Bubble gun: Creates an airless bubble around the target and transport them elsewhere

Other Personal Weapons

Unnamed Throwing Weapon: A weapon that was used in "Look who's purging now" and it completely disintegrated one of the animal humanoids.

Self Replicating Turret Jammer

Staff

Grenades

Personal Equipment

Gravity Shoes: Used to walk on any surface.

Ski Shoes: Rocket-powered skis that Rick used to go up a bunch of stairs they also were able to be used upside down.

Artificial Arm: Can be used to replace Rick's arm should he lose one and has a built-in laser strong enough to destory a large alien bird in one shot

Armor and Defenses

Armor Suit: Includes missiles and energy guns a flame thrower mounted on the wrist, electrical blast that knocks someone out, melee blades and buzzsaws, and rocket boots that allow him to fly.

Nanofibre defence mesh: Located in Rick's epidermis, this device blasts away any attackers with an electrical wave

Instant Death Contact: Any normal human who touches Rick will instantly die. It is never stated what type of gadget this is.

Reflective Forcefields: Normally invisible forcefields from Rick's watch that can precisely block and deflect projectiles back at the enemies. This can be used against multiple opponents simultaneously. It can also block punches.

The deflection technology does this by accurately predicting where the bullets are going to strike; which can be visibly displayed as a hologram.

After-Image Holograms: Rick can create fake holograms of himself to confuse opponents; allowing him to dodge their attacks with ease.

Hamster-Ball Barrier: Gives Rick some superhuman speed and can block rockets. It does have limitations however.

Gadgets

Meeseeks Button: Summons a bunch of unkillable creatures that exist for one purpose before ceasing to be, making them hellbent to fulfill that task to great extremes.

Size Shifting Lasers: Affects people and objects. Can make something small enough to fit inside somebody, or as large as a continent. The first one was used to turn Morty to microscopic size. The counterpart weapon that enlarges is on Rick's ship.

Time Freezer: Freezes time on a universal scale. With stolen technology from the 4th dimension, Rick can do this with the press of a button.

Curse Remover: Removes magical or demonic properties from objects.

Dream Inceptors: If one is placed in the ear of a sleeping person, and one is placed in his own ear, Rick can enter said person's dream. This can be done inside of the dream, and repeated multiple times.

Animal Communication Helmet: Allows anyone who wears it to listen to animals.

Anti-Squirrel Electrical Pulse: A device used to paralyze an army of squirrels for 5 minutes. It does not affect humans.

Love Potion: Drinking the potion makes anyone nearby become tremendously and completely obsessed with that person. Rick himself is immune to the potion.

Cronenberg Potion: Turns people into mutant abominations.

Alien Resources

Concentrated Dark Matter: A method of moving faster than anybody in the universe. A handful of components mixed incorrectly can create an explosion the size of Jupiter.

Feats

Went to another dimension and got medicine that completely healed Morty's legs.

Outwitted the Zigerions numerous times.

Save Earth from the Cromulons with a music hit.

Took out the Federation and Council of Ricks in an act of improvisation, hacking into Federation's mainframe to depreciate their currency and cause a chaotic depression across the universe.

His years of substance abuse made him poisonous to Facehugger aliens, killing them within seconds of latching on.

According to himself, is able to somehow turn a Black Hole into a Sun.

Apparantly the smartest man in the universe.

Can break the fourth wall.

According to himself, has the hardest working liver in the galaxy, which has survived being shot by a plasma gun, the same kind had already been used to kill many with only one shot, whilst Rick was seen to be fine and the shot wound was gone by the next day or so.