Homestuck x Reader

Yes, I've Fallen in Love (Dirk X Strong!Independent!Reader)

**Legit, all I wrote on the list for this one is "Dirk X Strong, Independent Reader who don't need no man". But, it's an XReader, so yes. There still will be love, but this time Dirk will be thirsting over the reader instead of the opposite. Enjoy!**

You stare in disbelief.

A blind date of course had to have your crush as the other partner. You blush as she walks over to you, smiling.

"Hey Dirk, surprised to see you as my date!" She says in a smooth voice. Dirk feels his face get warmer. Y/n L/n is the only person Dirk an't control his emotions around, which is the worst thing of you like them. 

"Same to you, Y/n."

"Well, shall we get started on this?" He wiggles her eyebrows in a funny way, making a smile slide onto your face. You take her outstretched hand and got dragged into the restaurant your friends offered for you two. While walking behind her, you couldn't help but notice her butt. It was a good butt, 10/10 in your book.

"Eyes up here, Strider," Y/n teased once she saw you. Mentally, you slap yourself. Of course she had to see you admiring her. You bite your lip and try to say something to safe your facade.

"But your butt's calling to me." Stupid, stupid, stupid, that sounded awful! Thankfully she snorted out a laugh as you sat at your reserved table. Her back straightened against the seat as she read through the menu, Y/n's e/c eyes reading it fast. You reluctantly do the same, not wanting to take your eyes off the beauty you got paired with. 

"Hello lady and gent, what can I get you tonight?" A suave man, about Y/n's age, appeared to take your orders. His suit and smile made your ego deflate as you sat in an orange button up and black skinny jeans. His smile sparkled at Y/n and she smiled in a stiff manner.

"I'd like to get a f/d and f/d, please." Her voice went a little flat when talking to him. You could see him raking his eyes on her, not in a very pleasant way.

"Anything for the pretty lady." He winks and Y/n looks away from him.

"And I'll take an orange Fanta and the burger-fries combo." You shove the menu into the waiter's hands as he continues to stare at Y/n. You grab the girl's hand out of reflex. His eyes flick to your hands entwined and goes off with your orders. Y/n breathes a sigh of relief.

"He's not a gentleman, that's for certain." You say to lighten the mood. She laughs lightly and replies with, "I think he's trying, but he's definitely not succeeding." You two continue talking through the night, making you feel more comfortable around her and Y/n getting to know you better. Your hands didn't separate, which made a forever blush stay on your face.

 By the end of the date you were smiling like she hung the moon in the sky, also can be said for her. Y/n called of the check and the waiter came back with a greasy smile. Your own smile left and your face became guarded.

"Anything else for you two? Dessert? A phone number for the lady?" Your face gave away your anger to the flirtatious man and he smirked. Y/n squeezes your hand lightly and looks at the waiter sweetly.

"I could use a stick, but it seems to be up your ass at the moment."

The waitress looked disgruntled. You snicker behind your other hand, not wanting to appear too rude or jeering.

"I'm afraid I can't help you with that, but I can put something up yours." Your anger flairs and you rise to strike the man, but Y/n looks at you with icy eyes. You instantly got the memo and sat back down. 

"How about I talk to your manager about harassing a young couple?" She bats her eyelashes. "You know, this entire night I could see you, tormenting ladies with a disgusting, pathetic gaze." The waiter's face paled at he mention of losing his job. "And don't think I didn't see you looking down their shirts either."

A blur of movement happened and suddenly Y/n was holding the cuff of the waiter's shirt and holding one hand around his throat. You look at them with a frozen expression, terror and admiration coursing through your thoughts. Her smile was dangerously pretty as she looked at the man who was frightened out of his wits.

"Get the manager and I'll report you with no remorse." She said in a chipper tone. "Don't get him, and you'll have a long night ahead of you, buddy boy." She drops him and he scurries to fin his boss. Your eyes light up in awe, even though Y/n can barely see them. 

"I think I'm terrified, but slightly turned on." You blurt out. Instantly, you slap your hand around your mouth in disgust from your words. Y/n only laughs. You blush at her laughter and she kisses you on the cheek as the manager is found. 

"I think I'm fine with you like that." She turns away from you and you talk to the manager, who fires the man for harassment. You two walk out, hand in hand, feeling like superheroes. 

You walk Y/n to her car and she opens the door to get in. 

"Y/n?" You ask. She looks over at you with light in her eyes and a smile hinting at her face. 

"What's up Dirk?" You felt your heart pound a little.

"Could we try for another date?" You say in rushed wording. She laughs once more and nods. 

"Yes."

Before starting her car, you take all the courage you have and ask one last question.

"Y/n?" She smiles patiently and gets out of the car. You think it was to continue a conversation, even though it was only one last question.

"May I kiss you?"
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"Yes."