-(Sincerely Three)
Jared: Hey, Evan, spell 'me'
Evan: Um, o-okay..m-e
Connor: You forgot the 'd'
Evan: *Confused* There's no 'd' in 'me'.
Jared: Not yet
Connor: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Evan: GUYS, WHAT THE F--
-Only us, but it's Zoe and Alana
-Jared's family is German because 'Klein' in German means small
Jared Smallman
-(Connor and his family)
Cynthia: Maybe this'll be the year he stops calling me a bitch-
Connor, in the background: You fucking wish
Connor: Hey, Zoe, say 'kid' backwards.
Zoe: Kid backwards.
Connor: Alright, fucker, listen up,
Larry: Everyone's doing great! Except Connor
Connor: Well fuck you, too.
-Dear Ben Platt
Starring
Evan Hansen as Ben Platt
Connor Murphy as Mike Faist
Jared Kleinman as Will Roland
Zoe Murphy as Laura Dreyfus
Alana Beck as Kristolyn Lloyd
-Alana is a blackbelt in karate. She could beat the shit out of anyone who tried to attack her.
-Connor can play the uke. Jared really wants Connor to teach him how.
-Connor lowkey loves Steven Universe. Lapis is his favorite character.
-(Random conversations)
Alana: Let me get this straight-
Evan: More like let me run this bi you
Zoe: Let's pan this out
Connor, Jared(Alana, softly): I'm gay.
Zoe: The floor is certain death!
Alana: *Stands up*
Jared: *Sits on the floor*
Evan: *Lays down*
Connor: *Gets up on the table, and throws himself at the floor with the force of a thousand suns*
Zoe:
Zoe: Guys, what the fuck.
