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Galactic: *walks in* Madness have you seen my copy of the mlp movie?

Madness: equestra girls or the new one?

Galactic: the new one

Madness: pretty sure it fell in the hole

Galactic: what hole? *looks down* oh my god! What is that?

Madness: it's a hole

Galactic: yeh I can see that, but what's it doing there?

Madness: well I woke up this morning *sips hot chocolate* and there was a hole

Galactic: what are you going to do about it?

Madness: well I put a rug over it

Madness: yeh it fell in the hole

Galactic: well did you can the police about it?

Madness: oh yeh I called the police yeh

Galactic: *looks around* where are they?

Madness: in the hole

Galactic: *looks at Madness*...where is your girlfriend?

Madness:...

Galactic: Madness, where is your girlfriend?

Madness: at work

Galactic: oh well where does she wor-

Madness: in the hole

Galactic: GOD! How deep even is it? *grabs Madness's mug and drops it in the hole* *waits like 10 seconds until there was a thump and a 'ow!' At the bottom*

Madness: that was my favorite mug... now it's in the hole

Galactic: Madness... do you even know what this is? For all we know it could be a interdetentional world! Or a wormhole! Or a gateway to hell!! Or a- Madness

Madness: *gone*

Galactic: Madness?! *looks in the hole* Madness?!

Madness: *back* hey what's up I got a snack *bites into a apple*

Galactic: Madness will you please take this seriously

Hole: *a hand sticks up out of the hole*

Galactic: *screams*

Madness: *shoots it a few times*

Galactic: what was that?!

Madness: hole person *throws apple into hole without looking*

Galactic: where did it come from?!

Madness: 😐

Galactic: right, the hole, yeh, wh- why are you so calm about this?

Madness: I'm more worried about the space octopus

Galactic: what space octopus- *a octopus tentacle grabs her and drags her away* *screaming*

Madness: that one *pulls the mlp movie out from her pocket* oh, here it is! *drops it in the hole* oh shit-

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