Hey, hope you enjoy my shit book. I got sick and tired of looking and looking for books that met my taste (other then the few good ones) so I finally getting my off lazy ass to write my own.
My update schedule is actually fucking sinful, not in a...
- Dom but will swap to sub if you want - Doesn't mind things being equal in the bedroom - Passionate - Still gentle tho - Such a tease but not the worst - Slight bondage kink - Who am I kidding it's not that slight - Very vocal - Very big on aftercare - Giver rather then a receiver - Massive praise kink like compliment and flatter him and he will come undone - I'm sorry but I just pictured Eren as being so cliche, like the model for relationships everyone and he's hella soft - My brotherly love for Eren is insane - I'd still fuck him tho - He'll probably refer to his dick as his "little Titan" once or twice to see you smile - Titan boy has fairly heightened stamina bc of his power - Oh my god but imagine you're fucking Eren and hell yeah it's great and you swear you are seeing shit it's so good when suddenly you rake your nails down his back trying to keep in your shit and then suddenly he's steaming - Hella oblivious to when you wanna get down and dirty - "what's wrong Y/n" "nothing I'm just... uncomfortable" "oh k" *several steamy glances later followed by a glare* "??" "Eren I wanna fuck" "oh"
Levi -
- Daddy - Not as daddy as Erwin but still - Call him sir and watch the results - Fairly kinky but not as much as you'd think - Not really loud - He just grunts sometimes and swears "fuck" - Dom as fuck - Will not sub - Maybe if you beg but only once - Massive tease but not in a sly way, in a rough way - Both a giver and a receiver, partial to giving - Probably has the biggest dick - His persona comes from a man who knows that they have the full package - The full package and one testicle - The power of his thrusts tho like god damn - Have you seen how flexible his legs are - He's hot alright - He bites his lip a lot - Looks a bit like Jesus before he bends you over and takes you to hell
Armin -
- Sub as fuck - Definitely a switch but would rather be sub - Barely kinky but still - Blushes a lot - I think this has been said before on tumblr but pin his arms above his head - Do it - Throw in a smirk or kiss his neck as well okay he will melt - I'd just like to say that it is canon that Armin's dick is bigger then Eren's - Likes to give - Also receive - Pretty vocal - He's a mess - Probably has a slight bondage kink or a tease kink I dunno - Will not at all cause any pain on his lover, consent given or not - You always come first in the relationship, his will always put you first - He will love you more then himself and want you to get the most out of anything
Jean -
- Dom - Awkward as all hell but then he gets into it - Turns into a sex god - Completely on accident but when he realises it - Watch out - Will abuse his power in the best way - Massive tease - Watch out for those fingers - They are a weapon - Extremely vocal - Says he would rather give but tbh he's a slut for receiving - Ayyyyyyyy *insert horse dick joke**insert horse joke about riding* *insert anything horse related* - Horse jokes in the bedroom are welcome and are surprisingly received with enthusiasm and a proud smirk - Afterwards tho he'd give you such a sweet, shy smile and pull you close - Once Marco walked in on you guys cuddling after sex and while he didn't realise that you were naked he saw Jean, scoffed, and covered his eyes whilst walking out again - Jean screamed - "someone go get some humus for that baby carrot" - "yOU FUCKING GAY" - when I get mad at my gay friends I just yell at them "you fucking gay" and other people probably think that I'm homophobic where as in reality I'm not straight either - it's just one big homo fest in my group and no one knows except like 2 people besides us and it's amazing - literally today I said "ugh this is gayer than me" and no one blinked - my coming out story is literally gonna be puns - breaking news updated almost two weeks after I wrote this - my coming out story was pretty much all puns and inside jokes
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- yep it's all puns
Marco -
- Sooooffftttt - Sub but can be a Dom if requested - Even bigger on aftercare then Eren - Praises you endlessly - Fairly vocal - Ugh just soft okay - Not as blushy and innocent as you'd think - Loves to please you so he'd be a giver - Probably gonna bury his head in your neck out of embarrassment or something if he moans (at least the first few times) - Cuddles you loads after wards - Can't be assed going to work after that so he just stays home and laughs to himself - If someone walked in on you guys he'd probably cry - He's just very soft - He's more into slow and soft then fast paced and hard - Well maybe once or twice - But when he's making love to the love of his life, he wants it to be sincere and really affectionate - He's not into quickies at all, he considers sex to be a special thing
Connie -
- Quotes all the Disney innuendos - And all the Spongebob ones as well - You always slap him bc tbh it's a massive turn off when the moods all steamy and you're both close and the you just hear "Firmly grasp it" followed by Connie's stifled giggle - You both keep it equal when it comes to sub and dom - Groans a lot - Someone cover this guys mouth it sounds like a bear is fishing for salmon in your bedroom and you don't want to hear any shit from Sasha the next morning - Doesn't have many kinks - Actually I can see Connie having a role play kink but he's so stupid about it - 60% of the time i can't even I'm already giggling at the thought things are going fine and then Connie just cracks a joke and you both lose it - It's worth it - Sometimes it's not even kinky or sexy you guys just want to see how fucked up you guys can make it - all I can see is some fucken weird Harry Potter role play shit and you're both dead panning dirty wand references and just being fucked up until someone takes it to far and you both start giggling and then wheezing and then the mood is ruined but it was worth it so you either start over or go watch Harry Potter - Probably gonna quote that fucken weird Dobby X Hagrid fanfic - By probably I mean definitely it's been heard at least twice - In between for giving and receiving - god I have his friend ( who is sometimes a dick but shit happens) and he puts on this weird fucken voice and he just goes "ohhh Harry Potter doesn't want it daddy" or other weird shit like that so I'm trying to picture Connie doing it but all I can see is my fucken friend moaning and then laughing in the middle of class - When he first lost his virginity he ran off and screeched about it to the entirety of the boys barracks for half an hour whilst you just buried your face in your hands and laughed - When he was asked for details Eren slapped whoever asked whilst Connie told them to "fuck off and get your own lover" - Notice how he didn't say "fuck off and get your own pussy" - That's because he sees you as more than a vagina - He loooveess you
