Bokuto: Hellooooooo Seijoh whatever-your-mascot-is captains!!! My name is Bokuto Koutarou and I'm the captain for Fukurodani Volleyball Club!!! Meet my vice-captain Akaashi Keiji!!!! :)
Akaashi: Hello
Oikawa: Hi Bokuto-chan!!! My name is Oikawa Tooru and I'm the captain for The Aoba Johsai Volleyball Club!!! Meet my ace Iwaaaa-channnnn!!!!
Oikawa: And I'm our mascot btw ;)
Iwaizumi: Shut up Shittykawa
Iwaizumi: Sorry, I mean hello I'm a friendly person what's up Fukurodani
Akaashi: Mood XD
Akaashi: So, I heard your team is joining the training camp this year.
Oikawa: Aw hell yeah!!
Iwaizumi: Stop trying to be edgy Shittykawa
Oikawa: Iwa-chan so mean!!!
Bokuto: YAYYYYAYAYYA! I can't wait for you to meet Kuroo-san and Yaku-san and Lev and Kenma and Tsukki and Hinata and all the other cute first years on Karasuno
Oikawa: UGH TOBIO-CHAN'S GONNA BE THERE!?
Oikawa: *barf*
Akaashi: Kageyama's so chill idk what your problem is
Iwaizumi: Don't ask dude
Oikawa: Ugh that little brat thinks he's so good at volleyball just because he can set a ball!! His sets aren't nearly as good as mine and I'm way more talented at serves. He always used to ask me to teach him how to do stuff and I knew it was only because he wanted to sneak up on me from behind and pluck me out of the position as starting setter!! I'm soooo pissed about it still. If I had spent the time I had pushing him off of me actually playing volleyball, I might've actually made nationals.
Iwaizumi: OIKAWA TOORU OH MY FRICKEN CHICKEN GOD THIS WAS THREE YEARS AGO WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY
Akaashi: wow that was passionate
Bokuto: So, what are you guys into other than volleyball?
Oikawa: ALIEN MOVIES
Iwaizumi: NO
Bokuto: HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED OWL MOVIES
Akaashi: NO
Oikawa: I also like hanging out with Iwa-chan
Bokuto: Oooh is he your boyfriend??
Oikawa: Ya but don't tell anyone at the training camp we want to keep that on the down low
Oikawa: Iwa-chan's touchy about people knowing
Iwaizumi: OIKAWA
Iwaizumi: He's just kidding. He's just my boy friend
Oikawa: With benefits
Iwaizumi: No, just BOY *space* FRIEND
Oikawa: With benefits Iwa-chan! With benefits!
Bokuto: Don't worry Iwa-chan, Akaashi and I are dating too
Akaashi: BOKUTO-SAN
Akaashi: We haven't even told the team yet why would we tell these random strangers?
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Haikyuu!! Texts
FanfictionA behind-the-scenes look into the phones of Haikyuu, including members of Karasuno, Nekoma, Fukurodani, Aoba Johsai, Date Tech, Johzenji, and Shiratorizawa.
