Welcome to the Karasuno Group Chat

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Sugwara: Alright! Since Daichi and I finally managed to get everyone's phone numbers, I figured it would be appropriate to begin a team group chat.
Sugawara: Obviously for practical purposes

Kiyoko: We'll see how long that lasts. 

Daichi: Let's make sure there's no wrong numbers.
Daichi: Roll call
Daichi: Hinata?

Hinata: HERE!!

Daichi: Kageyama?

Kageyama: Whoa, I didn't know you could have so many people in one chat room.

Tsukishima: Haha, wow. You really were friendless before high school.

Daichi: Found Tsukishima

Kageyama: YOU DUMBASS SHUT UP!!
Kageyama: YOU ONLY HAVE ONE FRIEND YOURSELF

Kiyoko: Told you the order wouldn't last long.

Sugwara: Yeah...I didn't really expect it to.

Daichi: Asahi?

Nishinoya: Beer

Nishinoya: Lol, get it?

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Nishinoya: Lol, get it?

Hinata: HAHA I GET IT! BECAUSE THOSE ARE ASAHI BEER CANS AND BEER RHYMES WITH HERE!!! XD

Tsukishima: It really wasn't a complicated joke, I don't know why you're so proud.

Hinata: >:(

Asahi: Here!
Asahi: And seriously Noya, when are you going drop Asahi beer?

Nishinoya: Until it gets old

Tanaka: Nothing ever gets old with you.
Tanaka: You still use sayings from 2009 when you're in a weird mood.

Asahi: When is he not in a weird mood?

Tanaka: Exactly ;)
Tanaka: Oh, this is Ryu, btw.

Nishinoya: HEY
Nishinoya: ASAHI I'M GOING TO CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR TONIGHT, YOU BETTER LOCK YOUR WINDOWS!

Asahi: O.o

{Kiyoko Shimizu left the conversation}

Nishinoya: WAIT!!!! NOOOO!

Tanaka: WE'RE SORRY KIYOKO-SENPAI WE PROMISE WE'LL BE MORE MATURE

Daichi: TANAKA
Daichi: NISHINOYA
Daichi: PLEASE SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO TAKE ROLL AND MAKE SURE THE NUMBERS ARE CORRECT!

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