A New Griffin[] Family Guy

Stewie's Deals

I looked down at Stewie with a tired look "Why aren't you asleep?" I asked groaning and rolling my eyes. Stewie looked at me angrily "You haven't killed my bully yet!" he growled. I looked at him raising my eyebrows "Yet?" "When you picked me up at daycare and Mr. Quagmire was talking to you, you said you would kill my bully for a secret I could keep!" I looked at him in shock "What?" Stewie rolled his eyes "Kill my bully, I have his address! I could help steal something! I'll give you tools!" I sighed.

I looked at him and looked at him puppy eyes "I'm not saying yes because of your puppy eyes..." Stewie started laughing evilly "I'll give you the tool tomorrow, thanks for being on business" Stewie said turning around and walking away "Stewie?" he looked at me "Yes?" "I expect money" I said innocently. Stewie rolled his eyes and nodded, he walked up the stairs to his room. I groaned softly and turned everything off, I walked up the stairs and into my room. I heard mom and dad panting loudly.

Chris and Meg were probably not sleeping because they were scared, Stewie was next to there room so he probably didn't want to hear it. I went into my bedroom to see Brian growling out the window "What now Brian?" I asked angrily. Brian turned around quickly and looked at me in shock "Heyyy Sam! H-How's it going?" I bit my lip in anger "Why the fuck are you in my room again?!" I yelled "I heard voices... Was Finn here? It smells like him..." "I'm not telling you anything you bastard! Leave me alone!" I yelled.

Brian looked down and jumped off the bed, I looked at him in anger. Brian walked out of my room, I scoffed and changed in my closet quickly. I sighed and turned off my lights before going to my bed and picking up my phone, I was gonna be late to school anyway. I looked at my time, it was 1:12 already. I groaned and laid down, I sighed and started falling asleep until somebody knocked on my window again. I sighed angrily and went to open it, it was Quagmire. I looked at him with anger "What the hell?! I need to sleep!" I yelled/whispered.

Quagmire looked at me and shrugged "Well, I saw Finn over here..." "Yeah, so what?" I growled "I told you already I don't want you seeing that boy anymore!" "Why because he can beat your ass? Quagmire leave me the hell alone! I've wanted that for so long... Why don't you just listen to me for once! I have never liked you! It's nobodies fault I'm not a hoe unlike you!" I yelled pushing him off the ladder and watching his legs intertwine with the ladder. I smiled at the sight of his disfigured body and laid back and fell asleep.