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Diabolik Lovers x Reader One-Shots
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‼️May contain some strong language that some people may find offensive.
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What is marmite, author? Well readers, Marmite is an English food which probably 75% of the population hate. It's a dark brown food paste that tastes like death. The slogan for Marmite is 'You either love it, or hate it.' Which in my case, I hate it lol. Australia and New Zealand I believe have a similar sort of product which is called Vegamite, which I'm pretty sure is quite similar to Marmite. The images below show what they look like;
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Traditionally served on toast, it's a yeast flavoured extract, spread.
Start
Cries; - Kou
Drinks like 25 glasses of water to get rid of the taste; -Laito
'WHAT IS THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT?¿!' -Kanato & Subaru
Actually finds it tolerable; -Reiji, Ruki & Yuma
'I-its g-good' mouth is actually crying out for help and on the brink of death; -Ayato & Shin
'Let's not try this stupid thing' -Shu, Carla & Azusa
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Heyyy!! It feels weird doing the intro at the end but I wanted to explain what marmite was before I got a whole bunch of comments saying 'what is this sorcery o.O' Obviously, my statement is completely biased so if you like marmite than your tastes buds are much stronger than mine because w o w.
I feel like Marmite was quite similar to soy sauce which is why I probably didn't like that either lol
I know this chapter is pretty boring but just thought it would be pretty funny to do this, and if you have ever tried Marmite or Vegamite, what did you think?
