A Reaper In Our Magic Academy? Male Reader x Familiar of Zero

Special chapter

(y/n): really?

Saito: yea, the entire ship!

You and Saito were hanging out side the academy as Saito tells you the adventure he had before you came to this world.

(y/n): and are you sure that Louise's "fiancé" is dead?

Saito: I hope he is, (mumble) trying to take Louise away.

(y/n): well be glad he's not around anymore.

Saito: guess your right... So how's things with Agnes?

(y/n): everything ok.

Saito: hmm and who confessed first?

(y/n): Agnes.

Saito: she did? I thought you did.

You shook your head as you then pull out a bottle of beer.

Saito: uh is that... Beer?

You smiled and nodded and begin to drink it.

(y/n): ah nothing better then drinking beer.

Saito: uh... How old are you?

(y/n): to be honest... I dont know... I dont think I have an age.

Saito: well either way I dont thinks its a good idea.

(y/n): relax, it'll be A.O.K-

[thirty minutes later.]

(y/n): Do you remember Jimmy? The fourth grader?

Saito: who?!

(y/n): gay! Told me this after noon.

Saito: i dont think that was beer... Oh hey siesta.

Siesta then joined you guys as she said hello back to Saito but she then noticed you.

Siesta: is... (y/n)-kun alright.

Saito: he's uh... Drunk?

You then pointed at siesta.

(y/n): remind me of a ballerina.

Siesta: drunk huh... Hehehe~

(y/n): one day I was minding my own business, till a ballerina came up to me and asked for money... She took my wallet, then the bitch spun away.

Thats when guiche, Louise and Agnes showed up.

Guiche: hey you two, couldn't help but heard someone talking over here... Is he ok?

Siesta: my (y/n)-kun is drunk.

Agnes: then I guess we should take him to his room.

Guiche: allow me.

Guiche then pulled out his rose wand, and you saw this and stood back.

(y/n): put that away! Do you want me to see Jesus!

You then started running as the others watched in confusion.

Louise: is he really running away?

Then they see you trip and roll.

(y/n): AH F*CK ME RIGHT IN THE ASSHOLE!

[timeskip with Agnes and siesta cuddling with (y/n)]

Colbert: I'm sure keeping him here was a good idea-

(y/n): are you a doctor? I wanted to be a stripper and do you know what I became?

Saito, Louise, siesta and Agnes brought you to your room and Colbert came along and told guiche to bring a sleeping potion just in case, and when you asked they lean in a bit.

(y/n): I became HIV positive!

Agnes: theres no way he drank beer.

Saito: thats what I said.

Louise: (y/n), your going to be punished If you dont-

(y/n): theres a goblin trying to eat my ASSHOLE!!!

You were under the bed's covers as you couldn't see anything and started to panic.

Saito: Pffft...

(y/n): this is triggering a Vietnam flashback!!!

Agnes: ok I'm going to hold him down, siesta you grab his leg.

Siesta: ok!

And just as you removed the cover Agnes and siesta tackled you and your now on the ground on your stomach as Agnes holds down your wrist as siesta holds down your ankles.

(y/n): OH HELP ME!!! THIS WOMAN ARE GONNA USE THEIR STRAPONS TO F*CK ME IN THE ASS AND MOUTH... JUST LIKE THOSE BOYS DID TO JIMMY!!!

Saito couldn't hold it much longer as he begins to laugh, and just in time guiche came back with the potion.

Guiche: here you go!

Agnes and siesta turned you over and just before you yell, a drop from the potion landed into your mouth and in a instant you fell asleep.

Agnes: that was... Something...

Siesta: (mumble) Oh and I'll do it too love, just you wait.

Agnes: did you say something?

Siesta: nothing~

They then placed you on the bed as you mumble your last words.

(y/n): put that candy back I ain't buying all that meth...
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Like I said... RANDOM! Anyways hope you be enjoyed that special and have a good day/night bye bye
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