*Don't ask me why I wrote this. Don't ask me why I'm posting it here. I don't know what is going on. Enjoy. Maybe.*
You arch your back in blissful agony as Jotaro's thrusts into your core begin to quicken. He tightly gropes your breasts, pinching your nipples teasingly as he leans over to whisper into your ear:
"Did you know that swordfish are the fastest animals in the ocean?" his pounds speed up "They can reach velocities up to 120 kilometres per hour,"
You half whisper half moan his name as he grinds against you mercilessly. He thrusts deeper and deeper as you gasp in anticipation.
"And blue whales as the largest animals to ever roam the earth," he thrusts harder and harder, "bigger even than the largest dinosaurs paleontologists have been able to uncover."
His voice raised almost to a yell as you felt your pulse begin to quicken, your stomach to clench, your walls to contract.
"But there's something that's even faster than a swordfish, more massive than a blue whale," You grunted and moaned as you pleaded with him.
"What's that?"
Then, that release of ecstasy are pure joy. One final thrust before he pulled out and spilled onto the bed next to you. You panted heavily as he gently kissed your neck, pressing his lips against your ear to whisper:
"Deez nuts."
*Thank you for your time.*

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JJBA Reader Insert One-Shots
FanfictionA bunch of JJBA one shots I have been writing and posting on my tumblr and Ao3 (of the same name). Updates irregular cause COLLEGE! *Mild smut begins at chapter 39 (Dio x Reader x Jonathan), lemon begins at chapter 47 (Dio x Reader)*