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cringy wattpad books

*waves* hi all!! i'm so happy to finally reach 35k reads on this book like y'all i'm having a party to celebrate this bring some non-alcoholic wine.

next topic rant is : cringy wattpad books

DISCLAIMER: before anyone bashes me without even reading, i'm not here to name and shame, i encourage the free writing of everyone and hope that you all do explore your creative side! a lot of people have been bashing me lately, and i just want to say go on and say your bs bc i'm still living and smiling and you're just wasting your time (: go home and be loved or smth bc you're clearly not getting enough!

okay, cringy wattpad kpop fanfictions surprisingly usually surpass the 50k mark which i'm shocked about bc lbr, these books have no sort of continuing plot – there are many plot holes in the story yet the main character and the idol always get together.

some typical titles:

ArRaNgEd MaRrIaGe WiTh My BiAs?!?!

RoOmAtEs WiTh My EnEmY?!!

etc, you can say some typical titles on the comments if you wish

let's make our own cringey fanfiction on here (i should make a competition who can make the cringiest, typical book cover)

aRrAngEd maRrIagE wItH jEoN jUngKook!!

the start always goes like:

annoyeong chingus!! ahn jieun inmida, i'm 17 and go to bangtan sonyedan high school. i have one chingu called mina and i have no other friends although my face claim is irene and she's a goddess, and i get bullied by the hottest guy at school jeon jungkook!1!1!1

some dialogue between the two:

jungkook: oi pabo, you look like trash

jieun: annyeong oppa jebal hajima

jungkook: kys

jieun: oppa ur gonna make me crai jebal oppa

and then a chapter later jieun's mom announces that they need to marry for their business to stay afloat and jieun's so upset.

my parents are making me marry the hottest guy at school jungkook!! i'm so upset even though i've had an undiscovered crush on him since i started high school and somehow he has one too which will be found out in chapter 27372838.

jungkook has his seven man squad consisting of the other members of bts, and in the story one of the members (in this fic it's taehyung) has a huge crush on her and jungkook gets jealous!

jungkook: taehyung pabo, leave my yeoja alone

taehyung: aniyo shes mine

jungkook: *proceeds to hit taehyung*

taehyung: *cries*

jungkook always ends up kissing the girl and going:

jagiya, i've always had a crush on you but i hide it by being mean to you! although i've tormented you for years, i'm sexy so will you be my yeoja chingu?!

and jieun replies with:

oppa saranghaeyooooooo ~~ ne i will be your yeoja chingu. let's have ninety kids!!!

the epilogue consists of a whole breakdown of their marriage and their ninety-five children.

THE END!

amazing right, guys?! pls comment, read and follow me!1!1!1 my new title, mY tEaCheR iS bYuN bAeKhYuN?! is coming out soon so anticipate!

but seriously, y'all. there's a limit to how much korean you can put in a book. like i can tolerate small words like oppa or hyung (although i do cringe) but if you say yeoboseyo annyeong chingu saranghae as a whole sentence, i'm throwing my phone at my neighbour.

arranged marriage fics are so predictable anyways. we know they're gonna get together in the end, so cut the 45+ chapters and give us the amazing bed scene.

that's all for today folks! i'll be back soon with another chapter roasting something. please go to my first chapter or comment here if you want me to rant about something bc i do take requests!

buh bye
- dw