Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.
If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
Hi, I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?
Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?
Are you a cupcake? (No....why...?) Cause you probably taste really sweet!!!!
Do you like lollipops? Cause I'll take you to my candy shop.
Are you from Ireland? Cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin.
I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream.
Ever stuck a hot dog in a donut? Do you want to?
I want to be pooh so i can stick my nose in your honey.
Can I put my magic wand in your Harry Potter.
Girl, I would love to lick your belly button......from the!
Do you give head to stangers? No. Well let me intruduce myself.
Your so hot that even on a cold winter night my penis would stand for you.
I'm an astronaut & my next mission is to explore uranus!
Hey baby can you please calm my monster down.
He: Do you wanna go to my stable? She: Why? He: So you can ride my pony!!
Hey, I'm from the Middle East, and i have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants.
Do you wanna be my kangaroo so we can hop all night.
Do you want to be like my speedo and hug my balls?
Do you like Backstreet Boys. Good, because my penis is larger than life.
I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle....ill give you a dime if you take your time.
