BillDip Oneshots

~Long Weekend~

A/N: I just wanted to thank  for being so patient with me. Not once have they pressured or rushed me with this work so I wanted to make this really special and dedicate this to them.

"Didly doo bop Whoopidy doo!" Mabel continued to sing and scatt completely off key as she danced in a way that could only be described as 'Mabel-like' around the old rusted RV that was parked in front of the Mystery Shack. Pacifica eyed her girlfriend as she danced behind her and rolled her eyes. She loved the brunette to death but she often questioned her sanity because of it.

"Mabel, babe." She called and Mabel immediately stopped in the middle of her awkward dance move that somewhat resembled the Heimlich Maneuver. She raced to her girlfriend's side rocking on her toes and humming softly.  "Y'know you could be a bit helpful love." She sighed gesturing towards the gear and packed bags that were lying around on the ground. Mabel looked from Pacifica to the junk scattered on the dirt path, then to Pacifica again.  Shrugging she blew a raspberry before giggling and continuing her awkward dancing.

"Worth a shot!" Dipper chuckled as he made his way down the front porch of the Mystery Shack sleeping bags in hand. Pacifica gave him a playful, icy eyed glare before muttering under her breath. Dipper continued to help Pacifica pack the back of the RV neatly. It was peaceful for all of five second when a loud voice disturbed the silence. "Dipper!" Bill screeched stomping down the front steps and Dipper sighed rolling his eyes muttering 'here we go again...' "Where are they?!?" Bill yelled grabbing Dipper by the shoulders promptly.

"Yes Bill?" Dipper sighed placing his hands on top of his lover's before pulling them off his shoulder.

"Where are the Doritos you told me you bought?!" he asked staring the other in the eye.

"I hid them." Dipper said simply, because God, Bill's Doritos  obsession had gotten out of control over the past month. Not only was Dipper discovering little orange crumbs everywhere it seemed there was always an orange stain somewhere on the blonde's body.

"Dipper." Bill began but Dipper hushed him placing his index finger over the boy's mouth.

"Hush, I'll let you have some on the way to the campsite." Dipper said before letting go of his boyfriend and helping Pacifica pack the last of the bags. "Alright!" he yelled to Mabel and Bill who were now pretending to be investigators attempting to discover where their significant others hid their treats, Mabel Juice for Mabel, and were giving them somewhat suspicious glances every now and then. "Let's get on the road if we want to make it to the site before sundown." Dipper stated before hopping into the driver's seat Pacifica claiming the passenger's seat and pulling up the GPS app on her phone.

"Alright. Let's get on the road." Pacifica said before typing in their destination on the Where To? line.  

After two and a half hours of obnoxious singing and clapping from both Bill and Mabel. And a few odd turns from the GPS they had arrived at their destination.

"WHOO HOO!!!" Mabel shouted jumping out of the vehicle and onto the soft green grass. "WE'RE HERE!! Hey! Hey Pazzy let's set up the tent!!" Mabel exclaimed excitedly hopping around the  blonde energetically. Pacifica  smiled softly at her girlfriend and nodded and they proceeded to set up their tent.

"I guess that means that we should start to set up- Bill!" Dipper groaned  when the by stepped into view, there were orange-red stains all over her shirt and on the sides of his mouth "What're you 5?" he exclaimed exasperatedly

Bill just shrugged smiling slyly while setting out the materials for the tent. Dipper just pinched the bridge of his nose and reciting reasons as to why he was still with this child of a man in his head. Lord have mercy this was going to be a long weekend.

After they had finished setting up tents, which took the better half of an hour, Dipper arranged the firewood that Mabel had collected while they set up the tents (she claimed that it was 'too hard' and left Pacifica to do it by herself)  and lit the fire in the fire pit. The sun was beginning to set and the fire was successful. The bright oranges and reds flickering and popping.

"S'MORES!!" Mabel shouted rushing to DIpper bag of marshmallows in hand "S'moresS'moresS'moresS'moreyS'mores!!!!" Mabel chanted while Pacifica walked up to her left and Bill to her right chocolate and graham crackers in hand. They got to work using the excess sticks and jammed their marshmallows onto the end of them slowly roasting them over the fire.

"Look! PineTree! Mine's on fire!" Bill stated waving the stick with a marshmallow that was indeed on fire in front of him.

"I see that Bill." Dipper said and smiled softly at his childlike boyfriend. He suddenly got an idea grabbing a Hershey's bar and breaking off a piece of chocolate. "C'mere Bill." he called and the blonde came rushing to his side. "Want a piece of chocolate? He asked and Bill nodded vigorously. Dipper stuck the piece of chocolate in between his lips and gave Bill a knowing look, who at the notion blushed to the roots of his hair. Slowly he reached forward to bite the piece of chocolate but at the last minute Dipper sucked the piece of chocolate into his mouth before covering Bill's mouth with his own. Bill smiled into the kiss before prodding past Dipper's lips and wrapping the warm organ around Dipper's own . Dipper groaned into the kiss before letting out a surprised gasp as Bill stole the chocolate from his mouth and taking it into his own.

He gave Dipper a wink and walked towards the tent. Dipper stared after him in awe  before looking over at Pacifica ad Mabel who seemed to be feeding one another bits of graham cracker and giggling.

Yeah, this was definitely going to be a long weekend.

A/N: HOPE YOU LIKED IT!! BTW school ends in 3 days!!