BillDip Oneshots

St. Patrick's Day

A/N: Sorry it's a day late...

"Damnit." I mumble as I am pinched repeatedly by a group of passersby. Yup it's one of the worst holidays ever created, St. Patrick's Day. Now usually I don't mind this holiday. Except, that usually is when I wake up early and remember to wear the green sweater Mabel makes me every year. Unfortunately, this isn't one of those days. I continue to walk to my Civics class getting pinched by a group of hockey players.

You see Dipper had thought that everyone had grown out of this phase but apparently not. He was about to enter his Civics class when someone pinched him on the but. "What the hell?" He whipped around but everyone seemed to be minding their own business and he didn't see a recognizable face. He told himself he was being paranoid and went to sit down in his seat. There was a sticky note on his desk that read 'Should've worn green' written with green ink on a green sticky note. Dipper rolled his eyes at the note crumbling it up and taking his seat.

After the class ended Dipper went out to his locker being pinched numerous more times. He got pinched on the butt again but this time it was Candy who was blushing the whole time. Turns out it was just a dare she was forced into by Mabel and Grenda. Walking towards his Trigg class he was pinched on the rear end yet again. "Really Mabel? Grenda?" He asked but when he turned around people just told him to move it or get going. He turns back around scurrying off to his class. There's another sticky note that reads 'She really shouldn't have done that!' But this time the note is red with black ink. Dipper starts to think about who exactly would care that Candy pinched him but then his teacher started talking. He had to focus because, Trigonometry is hard.

After Trigg he heads off to lunch sitting across from Mabel, Grenda, and Candy who blushes the moment he sits next to her. He gives her a small smile and proceeds to eat his lunch. Since he finishes early Dipper is on edge. He keeps looking around every five seconds "Dip are you okay?" Mabel asks as she stares at her frantic brother "Yeah I-I just need some fresh air." He walked outside and leaned against the wall.

He turned to go back inside when he feels another pinch on his butt. He whips around but is greeted by the warm air that lets off that spring is right around the corner. He turns around and bumps smack dab into someone's chest. He hears a familiar chuckle and looks up to see a familiar gold eye staring back at him. "Hi there Pinetree!" He exclaims wrapping his arm around Dipper. He pinches his butt "Should've worn green." Dipper flushes then smacks Bill on the chest "It was YOU who was pestering me all day!" He exclaims "No shot Sherlock." Dipper smacks him one more time before kissing him softly, "I thought I was going crazy." He mumbles "You already are." Bill says

A/N: Sorry about how this ended I got lazy..... It's Spring Break so.......