Because it has two titles that can be used alternately.
*How did I manage to Eat My Supper right after watching That Movie? - I Have No Idea! 😂
( I still feel sick although I watched it over 20 minutes before writing those words ).
❗❕ Warning! - Lots of Crawling Living Dead GUTS, Literally SEA OF BLOOD & a tone of Gory Scenes in This Movie! ( My Stomach almost Turned Upside Down: so My Friendly Advice is: DON'T WATCH IT BEFORE EATING - If you still want to eat your meal ! ) ❕❗
I've been Watching Horror Movies since Almost 12 YEARS - & I have Never Seen SO MUCH BLOOD & SO MANY GORY SCENES in Just One Movie! ( it would be enough for 5 Horror Movies - believe me! ).
I watched it on June 19th 2017 - & my reactions were: From Laughing Aloud at Some Ridiculous Monsters or Scenes showed in this movie - to Trying Not To Throw Up when there was TOO MUCH Gore or blood ( - I managed! :) ).
It all started from a 'Rat Monkey' brought from some island into the Zoo - it was showed - & it was The Ugliest Creature I've Ever Seen! XD ( I guess most of you will agree! ). It looked like this:
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( It reminds me of those hairless cats - but They are Much Prettier than THAT! XD )
For the first 15 minutes or a bit longer this move didn't look like a horror movie at all - at minute 12 there was a scene that looked as if a big dog attacked the main male character - but the dog just jumped on him & started licking his face! 😂 ( It was the dog of the main female character btw ).
The girl's grandmother was a fortune teller & told her that he is meant for her - so she instantly fell in love with him ( because there were some signs that were to prove that he is the love of her life ) & everything was fine till she asked him to go to the zoo together - then they saw that awful Rat Monkey that attacked a monkey from the neighbouring cage first - then Bit Lionel's ( the main male character's ) mother - a despotic old lady who started to turn into a Zombie after that.
*And now a proof how desperate in reaching her goal a WOMAN Can Be! XD :
The old lady was already starting to turn into a zombie, she didn't feel good & half of her cheek was falling apart - but she asked her son to Glue it back to her face and give her a nice dress because the representatives of some Women Leaque she was waiting for just visited her & they were such important guests.
She was behaving strange, she had problems with speaking & was eating like a savage during the lunch with them ( & The Most Disgusting Moment of the Lunch Scene was the moment when her Own Ear fell into the pudding - & She Ate It! XP ... - Anyone cringed while reading this?... - I guess some of you did - but it's Just The Beginning of the Wave of Disgust You're Going to See Here! ).
Lionel's Zombie Mother ate Paquita's ( the main female character's ) Dog ... That scene wasn't showed ( luckily ) - but Lionel just run into the room the dog run a moment ago & pulled the long dog tail out of her mouth - cause it was All that was left after the poor animal.
Then she attacked & bit the nurse that was taking care of her - & also turned her into a zombie, so Lionel locked them both in the basement & bought some 'Tranquilizer' liquid he was injecting them - that let him control them for some time & temporarily stopped their bloodthirsty instincts.
Then there was Lionel's mother funeral but when he wanted to give the zombie another dose of tranquilizer on the cemetery in the middle of the night - some young men who were there drinking attacked him & one of them pissed on the old lady's grave ( what a disrespect ) - seems that this pissed the zombie off because she got out of the grave & bit them one by one - also turning them into zombies ( so we already had a 'little zombie plague' ).
* One of the Funniest Scenes in the Whole Movie that came right after was 'Karate Priest' that started fighting with those Zombies kicking them like Chuck Norris or some character from a Fighting Computer Game! ( really, he did a few multikicks in the face! XD ) - & I burst in Laughter when he said 'I kick asses in the name of Lord!' 😂
He almost defeated them - but unfortunately one zombie head bit him - & also turned him into a zombie - so later we saw that Lionel had 4 'tranquilized' Zombies at home: His Zombie Mother, the Zombie Nurse, the Zombie Priest & one of those Zombie men who previously attacked him.
** & I won't tell you what Zombie Nurse & Zombie Priest did - but a ZOMBIE BABY Appeared After it! ( OMG! - What a twisted Mind invented something like that?!... - I knew that Zombies 'need love too' after watching 'Warm Bodies' - but I Have NO IDEA that They Can MULTIPLY In a Human Way! 😂😂😂👶 ).
You can see in the header video How Hideous that Zombie baby was - & it attacked Lionell when it Still Had Umbilical Cord! XD
( & then there was a Ridiculous Scene when he took it for a walk in a Pram! 😂 - You can see it yourself if my description hasn't discouraged you from watching that movie yet! XD ).
Then unfortunately Lionel dropped the 'tranquilizer' jar & it crashed against the floor - & then the 5 Zombies ( 4 adults & 1 baby ) went out of control & attacked the people at the party Lionel's uncle threw in his house turning them into zombies too - so there was a whole Horde of Zombies now!
* There also was a totally 'cartoon like' scene where that Zombie baby attacked Paquita & she hit it with a frying pan in self defense - leaving its Face Print on the pan surface. Just like this:
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- We've all seen Such Things in some Cartoons, right? ^_~ - That Really made me Laugh! XD ( but that still didn't stop that little monster! ).
*I can tell you that there was a Happy Ending: Paquita & Lionel Survived! ( & that's The Only Good Thing I can say about that movie ).
Final Opinion: 10 Tomatoes ( not 11 - because I managed to watch it till the end somehow - but I wasn't scared Even Once - Just Disgusted & Laughed a few times ) : 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
