Aries: irritating firecracker with a volatile go-getter attitude
Taurus: stubborn, know-it-all with an inability to verbalize feelings
Gemini: short attention spans crowd pleaser with great knowledge of everything but their feelings
Cancer: hypersensitive whiner willing to cling to anyone shows attention
Leo: self- centered enthusiast who believes there's only a ME in team
Virgo: fussy perfectionist incredibly unsettled by anything out of place
Libra: annoyingly indecisive socialite in search for the perfect lover that doesn't exist
Scorpio: mysterious loner who uses intimidation to distract others from how unbearably emotional they are
Sagittarius: loud mouthed optimist living by a no-strings- attached philosophy (sex included)
Capricorn: ruthless ambitious closet pervert afraid of losing control
Aquarius: pensive trailblazer with a penchant for stalking
Pisces: wishy- washy emotional nutcase concerned with otherworldly happenings
