Who would have guessed? (Seme!male!reader X Naruto various)

Bonus- Familiar Face

I walked through the woods, seeing that I had nothing else to do. All I've been seeing for a while now are trees. Nothing really interesting is happening at the moment and there is no one to fight. Maybe I could go see Gaara. It has been a year since I've seen him, I'm thirteen now, so why not?

I looked around. That's why, I don't really know where I am. So I can't really find the Sand village any time soon. I sighed and sat next to a tree, taking a bento box from my bag and taking a piece of bread from it. I never knew traveling would be so peaceful. I don't really like it. Something should happen soon before I go out and hunt for something to cure my boredom.

"....looks like I'm going hunting then..." I mumbled, standing up and taking a kunia from my weapons pouch. Shuffling came from the bushes and I walked toward it, readying my weapon. Wait, why is a duck in the bushes? Oh, no this duck has a human face.

"H-hitori?" The male asked, standing up to his full height. I blinked. I never really noticed that he had oddly shaped hair until now. "Hey! Are you even listening to me?" I shook my head and focused back on him. He sighed and just pulled me into a hug. I returned it. "I...I didn't think I'd see you this soon."

"I didn't either. I was going to search for Gaara, actually. If you want I could-" I stopped when he placed a hand on my mouth.

"No, you're with me now. As long as I'm out, you're going to stay with me." He said, taking my hand and beginning to walk off. I shrugged to myself and followed him. We walked around for a bit before we stopped at a waterfall. I guess I was tuning out sound because I should have heard the noise from the falling water a while back. He sighed and pulled me down, sitting down in my lap. There was plenty of space next to me. I don't know why he didn't just sit there. It doesn't really matter now though.

He leaned back on me, staring at the water. This is actually better than what I was doing earlier. I don't really know how, but it is. I wrapped my arms around his waist and put my chin on his shoulder. It's been a while since I slept. I sighed and closed my eyes, putting my facing his neck. "Sasuke, when do you think you'll come back to the village?" I asked, my voice muffled by his neck.

"....when are you going back?" He asked, leaning on me. Looks like he has known I've left the village, and am not on some sort of mission.

"I don't really know. Maybe around the time that naru-" I couldn't even finish his name before Sasuke had turned around in my lap so he was facing me and placed his hand on my mouth to keep me from talking.

"Don't say his name. This is ME time. Not Naruto time." He said. I furrowed my eyebrows in confusion before just simply nodding. He took his hand off my mouth and sighed. "I can't believe I haven't seen you in a year....and you're still taller than me."

I chuckled and his cheeks turned red as he looked away from me. He acts so different around me. I thought he would start treating me like he does everyone else, but he hasn't changed. I didn't think I was really that big of a deal to him. I heard him sighed, and I focused back on him. He was staring at me, looking for something in my emotionless face. I smiled at him and he smiled back after a while once he realized that my lips had shifted. He hugged me, wrapping his arms around my neck and leaning more on me.

"I never really noticed that when I'm with you, I'm the one talking the most. How come you don't say anything?" He questioned. I'm having a strange sense of deja vu right now. Oh, I think I went through this with nar- never mind.

"Well, it's easier to listen to you. I like helps my uou with what's going on in your mind. I have nothing much to say." I said, shrugging. He sighed again.

"Why do you have to be so easy?" He asked. I don't understand the question. He seemed to see that from the expression I was making. "I mean, why do you have to be so easy to like? It's so hard for me to not feel like I should trust you, like you could never do anything that could hurt anyone. But I know you have. So why are you so easy to....to just sit here and be with when I should be on a mission for Orochimaru? Why is it so easy for me to feel like I could just let go of everything?"

I blinked. "....I don't know. That's just how you see me. There is nothing wrong with that. I don't know what makes it easy. I don't really know anything other then how to fight, and I guess I just bent into what people wanted me to be, or what I really wanted myself to be because I was looking around at all the people around me, analyzing them so I could be normal." I said. That's us pretty much the in and out of that. I may not have changed too much since I have been free, but I am getting more human the more I'm exposed to this life.

He smiled. "There is nothing more that you could do. You're already amazing, so I don't think you could get any better." He said. This is like one of those things I catch women reading at the library. It's weird.

It was when I snapped myself back into reality that I noticed Sasuke was leaning into me. He closed his eyes and placed his lips onto mine. I moved my lips against his and placed a hand at the small of his back and the other behind his neck. This position was on one of the book the women read. I'd ask them and they'd run away. I licked his bottom lip and his mouth opened. Hm, I guess that's what that means then. I'll remember that for next time. I didn't really know what to do. Sasuke giggled into the kiss and his tongue ran against mine. I jumped and he giggled again before pulling mine into his mouth. I ran mine against his and his arms tightened around my neck. He pulled away from me and panted, staring at me with wide eyes. I'm still confused about kisses. Why are they even a thing? I pulled away a little more and the sting of saliva broke. He was still only staring at me.

"....when did you learn to kiss? I had to guide you half the time." He asked, tilting his head. "Learned pretty fast though..." he muttered, his cheeks red again. I don't think I was supposed to hear that.

"Um, a couple of peop-" he put a hand over my mouth.

"Don't even say it." He said. I shrugged.

"Where did you learn to kiss?" I asked. His face turned red and he looked away.

"I just know, ok? I...I can't really say I've kissed anyone but you..." he mumbled. I shrugged again. He looked up and saw that it was already sunset. "Crap. Well, I'll see you later Hitori. I have to go." With that said, he stood up from me and took off into the forest.

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Black Butler fanfic is out. My head hurts from Cinco De Mayo, it beat my ass last night. So this bonus is shit. Whatever. Go check out the Black Butler shit.