Note To Self (A Death Note FanFic)

Chapter 28: Princess Matty

Link's POV

~31st March~

Tomorrow was April Fools! Bwah ha ha ha ha. Thankfully Matty doesn't check his calender so he has no clue what day it is! Perfect!! This way he won't know what's coming for him, oh this is going to be glorious!!! 

 So I finally let Matt play the newest Legend of Zelda today and this way he'll be preoccupied all day :D 

I walked through to see Matt playing it, he had got up early so he was already a bit through it. I snuck past the couch and out of the door. He didn't notice at all.

I walked down to our nearest shopping centre and skipped through the automatic doors. MWAH AH AH! People 'think' they are automatic but really I am using the Force on them!! 

So I skipped through the shops and ran into the nearest costume shop. I ran around a bit before I found what I wanted. As I picked it out this other chick comes up to me and starts rambling on about 'how she HAS to have it for her party or whatever' 

"Yeah yeah lady I love feet scented perfume too BYE!!!"

"No! This is the last one in the store and I must have it!" She started rambling on AGAIN! She's sooo lucky I didn't have my chainsaw on me at the moment....

NOTE TO SELF: Bring chainsaws with you to shopping centres in case of annoying chicks >:D

I roly-polyed (yes children that is a word) past her with the costume still in hand and walked up to the counter.

"Hello, how may I help you?"

"Well firstly I would like to order 300 skulls and a bag of fleas ...OH! and a gaint pair of curtains THANKS!!!"

"Umm....."

"Hahahahahaha no I'd just like to buy this!" I said putting the costume up onto the counter. I could see the annoying chick staring daggers at me right now. HAHAH SUCKS TO BE HER!!!!

I paid and walked off with this new costume in my hand. Where to next....OH YES!! 

I spotted the makeup and accessorie store a few shops down and ran into there. I looked completely different from all the other girls in the shop, I could see them staring at me and judging me. LOL LIKE I CARE hahahah :D

I bought a bunch of makeup, pink bows, hair spray, etc. and walked out once more.

Hmmm what else do I need..... OH YES UNDERWEAR!!!

I skipped into that random girl underwear store that they have everywhere, it's like lingerie or something and is full of lacey stuff, yeah well anyways I skipped happily into there and earned quite a lot of stares, as usual.

After I had picked out what I needed I ran over to the counter. I placed my chosen items up and got out my purse.

"So trying to impress someone are we?" The counter person asked me, looking down at the fluffy and lacey bra I had picked.

"No actually it's for a friend!!"

"Present?"

"Oh yes!! He's gonna love it, and it's the perfect size for him too!! See he loves wearing this type of bra!"

The counter lady just stared at me confused BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Mmhmm, okay then..." She said as she backed away. WOOHOOO I LOVE SCARING PEOPLE!!

Well after having to go into a bunch of girly shops I ran sooo fast into the game store. AHhhh heaven!!!