Spoby one shots

9 Months Later

** the line in italics is a friends quote!! Rachel Green says it!

Spencer's POV:

"Toby, it's been a week." I exclaim, pacing back and forth in the doctors office. "Spence, it's fine." He tells me, putting a hand on my shoulder, stopping my pacing.

"He's fine." Toby smiles, placing a hand on my huge 9 month, and one week, stomach. "He's overdue, why won't he just come out?" I say, running my hands through my hair.

"This is just your hormones, Spence." Toby tells me, and I glare at him. "You haven't been carrying a human inside of you, must I say uncomfortably, for 9 months." I say, pointing at him.

"Hormones." He mumbles, and I glare at him. "No uterus, no opinion." I huff, plopping down on the chair.

Toby sighs, shaking his head. We were then interrupted by a female doctor.

"Hi Spencer, still no baby?" She asks, shutting the door. "Yes, I had one and I'm magically 9 months pregnant again!" I say sarcastically and Toby glares at me from across the room, trying to contain his laughter.

"Sorry, hormones." Toby steps in, and she nods. "I understand. I was moody when I was pregnant too." She smiles to me, and I give a fake smile back.

"Any discomfort?" She asks, taking out a notepad and pen. "No, I'm so comfortable." I say sarcastically and she looks at me. "Very uncomfortable." Toby speaks up. "Even for me." He says, and I shoot him the third death glare.

"I'm sorry to say, but I can't prescribe any medicine. It has to happen naturally." She says, laying her notepad down. "Try exercise, you can try spicy food," she lists off. "We've tried everything you possibly could do. You suggested this last time." I tell her.

"Well, there's one thing I didn't mention last time. It's usually for overdue babies, or when you've been experiencing a lot of discomfort near your due date." She says.

"Sex." She tells us, looking from me to Toby. Toby looks over at me, and shrugs. "We can try, I guess." He tells me, and I sigh. "It won't be that comfortable." She tells us.

"But it'll help this baby pop?" I ask, hopeful, and Toby snickers. She sighs, and nods. "Thank you." I smile, and she excuses herself to go to other patients.

"So?" I smirk, looking at Toby. "We can't here Spence." He tells me, and I groan. "Come on," I grin, walking over to him, my stomach sticking out pretty far.

"Let's go home, and try." He says, taking my hand and kissing my knuckles. "I want you so bad." I say, trying to be seductive, but it comes out the opposite. "Come on, you. Let's get home." He laughs, holding my hand and I groan.

He helps me outside and then into his truck. "We need to buy a new vehicle, a baby safe one." I tell him, as he gets into the truck.

"This one's perfectly fine." He tells me, turning the key and driving. "We need a car, that has more then 2 seats, and so if can fit a car seat." I tell him.

"Fine, what were you thinking we get?" He asks, keeping his eyes on the road. "A car." I tell him, and he shrugs. "I was thinking more of a SUV." He says.

"They're the most baby safe, and there are many options." He tells me. "I'll be a soccer mom. SUV's are for soccer moms, Tobes." I tell him, and he laughs.