Just Fire Emblem Things! Two!

Joker x Reader-Ah Milady

"Lady Y/N it's time to get up. I've prepared a warm breakfast for you which consist of French toast, with a side of eggs and delectable bacon, with a nice warm cup of coffee with the exact amount of cream and sugar."
Joker was an amazing butler, you could literally ask him to be anything and he'd do it!
"Thank you very much, Joker." You yawned and Joker bowed with a slight blush. Waking you up in the mornings and seeing your adorable face made his day whether you knew it or not.

But him waking you up and waking the others up are two different things. He'd wake Xander and Ryouma up not as kindly as you but not a rudely because he knew he'd be in a world of hurt. But he work the others up as rude as possible.

"Wake up you slathering pigs!" Joker yelled making some of the warriors groan. "5 more minutes..." Laslow grumbled and shifted around.

"I want to refrain from doing this. But you leave me no choice." Joker had walked over and began to tip the beds so the soldiers would fall on the wooden floor, making Laslow the example. "Get up you filthy womanizer. No wonder why no one can stand you, your pitiful and lazy." Laslow sat up rubbing his head. Hinata sat up "Why are you so mean today?" This seemed to strike a nerve and Joker walked over to the side of his bed with a seemingly scary smile.

"Oh me being mean? This is only me being nice, I'm only following Lady Y/N'S orders by waking you pigs up. If you want mean I'm thrilled to show you how mean I can be." Joker's facial expression darkened then he began to walk out "Your slop is on the table in the dining room. If it gets cold it's not my problem." With that Joker shut the door behind him.

Later that morning...
You were telling Joker a story you found humorous and he listened to every word. Your voice was the voice of an angel even your laugh made his heart flutter. "I could help but laugh! But enough of that this food looks delicious!" You chimed. You picked up your fork but immediately dropped it in pain. "Milady! Are you ok?!" Joker was worried but then he seen you holding your wrist.

"I-I'm ok don't worry! I just got finished with my morning training with Rinka." You smiled. Joker stood up from the table with a smile "I'll be back Milady. Flora, Felicia please heal Lady Y/n while I take care of something." With bow and smile Joker went on his way.

"Marvelous!" Joker smiled and Rinka stood silently to glare. "Your strength is unparalleled Rinka!" "Your annoying me." Rinka seethed. "Pardon? Did you say something my sweet?" "I SAID YOUR ANNOYING ME!" Rinka yelled then went back to practice. Joker cleared his throat and smiled "But why should I be quieter for you? It's not my problem you're annoyed. All you have to do is ignore me."  "If you want to talk to yourself do it somewhere else!" "It's my business where I speak to myself, if it bothers you perhaps you could leave. But before you do I have a question." Joker walked over and Rinka had swung at him.
"Now now. Don't do anything rash, I just have a question." "YOU PISSING ME OFF!" Rinka swung her club at Joker once more and he caught it with ease.

"Oh dear this won't do. Now, did you hurt Lady Y/n this morning during your training?" "No I didn't! She hurt herself now let my club go!"

Apparently Joker didn't like that answer that much so he broke the steel club with one hand and still smiled. "I'll ask again. Did you hurt Lady Y/n? All you have to do is tell the truth and I can save time from ripping you in half for hurting such a delicate flower. I hope you realize that I can make tea and murder, I'm just one hell of a butler you know?"
"S-she been hurting herself for awhile now. I kept advising her to be careful with how she used her wrist while swinging her blade. But she said I can't rest until I get stronger, that was her exact words!" "Hmph alright then."

Joker then brushed off his hands from the remaining steel and then walked off. "Have a great morning Lady Rinka!"

Private Quaters...
"Ow, ow! That hurts Flora!" You winced in pain as Flora wrapped your wrist. The door then opened revealing Joker. "Thank you both for looking after Lady Y/n in my absence you are now excused." Flora and Felicia bowed then left you and Joker alone. "Lady Y/n. You must be more careful not to hurt yourself..." Joker kneeled to take your hand in his to gently kiss it. "I-I'm sorry for making you worry....I just wanted to prove that I can be strong too." Joker then stood up and hand leaned in to kiss you. He then pulled back and placed his forehead on yours.

"You are strong Milady...you were strong enough to melt my heart. From here on out I'll be by your side forever. That way anything difficult comes our way we can take it down together.."