Minecraft Story Mode Stuff

Is this weird? (weird facts about me)

This is just a random page that I decided to make! So basically, I list facts about me that sound pretty weird, and you decide if they're weird, or normal. Then again, there is no such thing as normal. It's weird to not be weird! ;D

Onto the facts!

1. I talk to myself constantly, even when I'm around other people. (Except when I'm around other people, I whisper to myself)

96% of people talk to themselves.

2. If someone makes me angry, I twitch. It depends on how angry they make me, where, and how badly I twitch. If you insult me, I won't twitch. If you insult my friend, my eye will twitch slightly, if you insult Minecraft story mode, the eye twitch intensifies. If you insult Jessvor, all of the previous will be fused with clenching my fists. If you insult Jessvor, and then say that a different ship is better, along with saying it's going to be cannon, I basically turn into a complete psychopath who doesn't care about you or your feelings. (But don't worry, I don't hurt anyone)

3. Because no one makes Jessvor fanfictions, I make my own in my journals. Like, literally pages of writing Jessvor. I'm currently on episode 8. The previous ones have names. The names are:

1. I'll Be Your Armor.

2. I'll Fight The Mobs For You.

3. Inside My Mind.

4. (Episode 8) ???????

Please don't judge, it gets lonely being one of the rare Jessvor shippers!
(Great, this seems like a Harper situation..)

5. I have a really, REALLY, dirty mind.
All you have to do is say one of these words: wet, sweaty, hard, long, and my dirty mind is triggered.

6. Sometimes I question my sanity. I have dreams that predict the future of Minecraft story mode, strange songs that only come on during a certain moment in Minecraft story mode, and etc. Ex: don't let me down coming on in the middle of Minecraft story mode at the point when Ivor saved Jesse! I don't know if this is a coincidence or not. (Please. Don't. Judge.)

7. I think telltale pays close attention to the fandoms. Just me?

8. I always hoped that there would be romance options in Minecraft story mode. Especially when I saw that comment on the episode 6 waiting thread!

9. I have really bad luck. Don't even ask why.

So, are any of these weird? What's your opinion? Also, I could use some help with naming the fourth fanfic. If you don't mind, and you're creative, could you give me an idea?

Remember: this was made for FUN. Font ruin it my making fun of it. If you found this offensive, tell me......

And I'll send you more offensive stuff! XD

Toodles!
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