Song Lyric Pranks

2.

Song: Closer
Singer: The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey
Sent to: Ex-boyfriend

Me: Hey.

Him: Hey?

Me: I was doing just fine before I met you.

Him: Okay?

Me: I drink too much.

Him: Why the hell are you drinking?!

Me: I know that's an issue, but I'm okay.

Him: Come on, don't put too much pressure to yourself.
Him: You see, I still care.

Me: Hey, you tell your friends it was nice to meet them. But I hope I never see them again.

Him: What did they do to you? Tell me! I'll give them a kick!

Me: I know it breaks your heart.

Him: Come on, tell it to me.

Me: Moves to the city in a broke down car.

Him: Huh? What are you saying?
Him: I never moved with my car broken.

Me: And I can't stop.

Him: ???

Me: No, I can't stop.

Him: What's that thing that you wanna stop?

Me: So baby pull me closer at the backseat of your rover.

Him: Is that message for me?
Him: We just broke up and I don't have a rover.

Me: That I know you can't afford, bite that tattoo on your shoulder.

Him: I don't have a tattoo on my shoulder.

Me: Pull the sheets right of the corner on the mattress that you stole.

Him: Stole to whom??

Me: From your roommate back in boulder.

Him: Huh?

Me: We ain't ever getting older.

Him: Are you drunk? Please stop drinking now.
Him: Please, don't hurt yourself or anything, just please.

Me: No, we ain't ever getting older.

Him: What's happening?

Me: You.

Him: Me?

Me: You look as good as the day I met you.

Him: Come on, tell me this thing that you wanna tell.

Me: And I forgot just why I left you.

Him: You left me because you need your space. That's what you said.

Me: I was insane.

Him: You are not, okay? You are not insane.

Me: Stay.

Him: Do you want me back? I want you back too, come on, let's gave it another try. I promise not to do those stupid things again.
Him: I still love you.

Me: And play that blink-182 song, the one we danced to death in Tucson, okay?

Him: I'll dance to you over and over if that's what you want. So, are you giving it another try?

Me: I know it breaks your heart but...
Me: It's just a text prank, check out closer by the Chainsmokers. lol
Me: Sorry, my bad.

Him: You just broke my heart again.

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