BrainDump!

A PSA :)

When I say I'm going to be acting weirdly around you, I mean that I'm not going to talk to you. Possibly ever again.

And when I tell you not to take it personally, I mean that you should take it personally, because this is a personal matter. 

And finally, just because there's a smiley at the end of a sentence doesn't mean that whoever wrote it is happy.