Zodiac Signs book 2

The Signs as People You Hate

Aries: A Spoiled Buttcheek that you can tell always gets what they want.

Taurus: A Lazy Wad, that refuses to do anything, ever.

Gemini: An Annoying Weenie who goes from self pitying to annoying weenie in .02 seconds.

Cancer: A Manipulative Egg who uses their emotions against people.

Leo: A Pretty Trashbag of self-important attitude.

Virgo: An Over-critical Pickle who can't deal anything short of perfection.

Libra: An Arrogant Crotch that steals your bf/gf/nbf.

Scorpio: A Raging Toot that falls in love every 3 seconds.

Sagittarius: An Edgy Sock that breaks every heart in sight.

Capricorn: A Cynical Booger that is nothing but condescension.

Aquarius: A Sad Dillweed that does nothing but smoke weed.

Pisces: An Annoying Boob that cries too much.