CreepyPasta Boyfriend Scenarios

Chpt: I'M SORRY DAMN/When You Try FYI Foods Like Fabulous Shane Dawson

-Slendypoop:

Reader-Sama: OKAYZ SLENDERP LES MAKE A GIANT PIZZA CAKE THING!

Slendy: Bich fk u mah ass hurts lemme lone

Reader-Sama: Wow. Ykw you're just a stupid fkin abortion >:(

OKAYZ LET'S GET COOKIN

*5 minutes laterz*

Reader-Sama: OTAY I ALMOST GOT IT- o no its falling IT'S FALLING SLENDY HALP *grabs tilting pizza cake*

Slendy-tubby: *singing* IT'S GOIN DOWN, I'M YELLIN TIMBERRRRR

*cake falls*

Reader-sama: Fk me wit a goddamn sport -_-

-Jeffy-boi:

Jeff: (y/n), wtf r u doin

Reader-sama: I thought it wud be fun to make a giant candy cake. I gotz every heart attac- I mean candy- known to man.

*stacks icing and Debbies cakes and candy and stuff*

Reader-sama: Oml this looks, kinda gross. LETTUCE CUT A SLICE, JEFF YA WANT SUM?

Jeff: n0 pls

Reader-Sama: k fk u and all u stan for then *bites*

Jeff: ...

Reader-Sama: ...

Jeff: (Y/N), Are you oka-

Reader-Sama: Take me to the hospital, take me nao

-Eyeless Faps:

EJ: Omg (Y/N) THAT'S TOO MANY OREOS AND SHT.

Reader-Sama: STFU NO SUCH THING AS TOO MANY OREOS *grabs another handful*

EJ: (Y/N) NUH UR GONNA MAKE UR HEART GO BOOM STAHP *grabs u*

Reader-sama: ACK MOVE *swats hand, mistakenly hitting the giant oreo cake and causing it to fall on dah flo*

Reader-Sama: LOOK WHAT U DID, LOOK WHAT U DO D;

-Laughing Box:

LJ: (Y/N), I may like candy but this is what we call "doing too much" ._.

Reader-Sama: Shut up witcho pointy nipples dis candy pizza finna be bomb *throws a handful of random candy* FINISHED! LET'S EAT

*Both you and LJ, worriedly, takes a bite. As soon as the sugar rush ran through LJ's system, his brain went to utter sht*

LJ: AEIFBBSJSKXKIIDNS

Oh. No.

-BEN STAHP DROWNING:

Ben: (Y/N), gimme the damn pop tarts, YOUR USING THEM FOR LIKE NO REASON BUT A DAMN POP TART CAKE

Reader-sama: Ben, u mad u ain't ready for mah jelly boi. *puts another pop tart on the mass layers of pop tarts and icing*

*Suddenly, the cake begins to tumble to the floor, creating a huge mess*

Ben: *laughs* Das watcho dumbass get xD

Reader-Sama: *shoves Ben in the mess*

Ben: *screams* HALP I CAN'T SWEEM
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I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. I apologize for my absence I really am. But I have news!

This fall semester I'm now gonna be attending Norfolk State University in Norfolk, Virginia (Yay!) I'm really excited to be starting college, and I leave in around a week and a half, I so can't wait!

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