You were an avenger, a very powerful one to say the least.
You and the avengers, were laughing and joing about who could yield Thor's hammer.
When Steve tried it moved a small amount,
You knew you could lift it because, when Thor was out shopping you tried.
It lifted easily, it weighed nothing less than a nickle.
"(Name) You must try!" Steve exclaimed to you.
"Um, nah" You retorted.
You really just did not want to lift the hammer,
becasue it would damage Thors ego, and honey you didnt want to deal with that.
"Come on! No one could lift the hammer, your not worthy" Thor said looking at you.
You looked at him with a raised eyebrow, "Really, im not worthy?"
"No never, a mere mortal could never be worthy"
"Try this for worthy, you fuckface"
You walked over to the hammer, lifted it with no troubles and threw it into Thors lap.
"Im more worthy than you will ever be, you know why, because i have a fucking heart, were through you smug son of a bitch"
You glared at him and walked out, leaving everyone shocked.
1st. You lifted the hammer.
2nd. You broke it off with Thor.
No one would ever suspect you breaking up with anyone, you were the nicest human to roam the earth.
Yet, people change when someone insults the shit out of someone.
Your not a mere mortal, your worthy.

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