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Cousin: Hey it's almost my birthday and I get it go freaking see ARIANA GRANDE!!! She is coming to Dallas exactly on my birthday and it's a FRIDAY!!!
Me: OMFG YOU HAVE THE BEST BITCHDAY EVER!!
Cousin: ?
Me: Omfg I mean BIRTHDAY!! UGHH AUTO CORRECT THO
