"Do you guys know that girls write stories about you and draw porny art?"-drewrunner
Peter: They-uh-sorry, what?
Remus: I second that.
James: Write stories you say? About us...hmm, I can see it now, 'James Potter and the plethora of perfect pranks' 'Potter, Black, Lupin and Pettigrew take on the halls of Hogwarts' 'The Marauders manual of mischief managing' I wanna read these stories.
Remus: Uh, James, I don't think they're all quite as innocent as you think.
James: Oh, Well-
Sirius: Porny art you say? Hmm, tell me, where do I find such images...I mean, I don't need to see any Wormtail, no one needs to see that, or Prongs, I'll happily leave the little I haven't already seen to the imagination. But the rest...I'd like to see the rest.
James: OH MERLIN I REALLY DIDN'T NEED THOSE IMAGES IN MY BRAIN, PADFOOT.
Peter: I CONCUR.
Remus: As do I.
Sirius: But-but, Moony, I wanna.
Remus: Sirius no.
Sirius: Sirius yes.
Peter: Sirius no.
Sirius: Sirius yes.
James: Sirius no.
Sirius: *sad face*
Remus:...Sirius...yes.
Sirius: Really?
Remus: No.
James: I think we're done here.
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Marauders Headcanons Stuff 'n' Things
FanfictionMusings and short stories written about some boys who go to a school for wizards. But definitely not the one that transphobe wrote about. We don't FWT. Part 2 of this book can be found on my page, believe it or not. (These headcanons were written...
