Marauders years 1-6
McGonagall: Why is it that whenever anything happens it's always you four?
James: Ah, Minnie, I think you're forgetting who you're talking to.
Marauders year 7 (feat. Lily Evans)
McGonagall: Why is it, all of a sudden, that both Head Boy and Girl, along with a Gryffindor Prefect are part of the main cause of trouble in this school?
James: Well you see, Professor, we are not the ones causing the trouble at all, Lily and I-being the head authority within the student body-had to ensure that we caught the troublemakers, Remus-being a well respected Prefect-had to be there as backup, by this point we know that it is highly unlikely that Sirius will allow Mr Lupin out of his sight as he is clearly almost as infatuated with him as I have been with Miss Evans here for the last 6 years and Peter is clearly always with us because he has no other friends. In all of this mess the troublemaker always seems to get away just in the nick of time. We will catch them one day.
The Golden Trio
McGonagall: Why is it, when something happens, it is always you three? (shit, this sounds familiar.)
Ron: Trust me, Professor, I've been asking myself the same thing for 6 years.
Next Generation
McGonagall: Why is it that everything that happens is down to you...*counts ginger heads and scruffy haired heads* You know what? I give up, I'm too old for this shit, McGonagall is McGonagone. *turns into cat and struts out*
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FanfictionMusings and short stories written about some boys who go to a school for wizards. But definitely not the one that transphobe wrote about. We don't FWT. Part 2 of this book can be found on my page, believe it or not. (These headcanons were written...
