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R.I.P. Percabeth

Edit 4/16/15: This chapter was edited on April 16.

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Annabeth Chase has changed her status from 'in a relationship' to 'single'.

Annabeth Chase has updated her status:

Love can be an itch.

Comments:

Annabeth Chase: What the bell, stupid autocorrect.

Annabeth Chase: What I meant to say was 'Love can be a b*tch.'

Leo Valdez: What the Hades happened?

Annabeth Chase: It's none of your ducking business, Leo.

Piper McLean: If you need to talk, I'm here Annabeth. :)

Annabeth Chase: Thanks, Piper. I'll be over in 5 minutes.

Piper McLean: Okay.

Piper McLean and Annabeth Chase have logged off.

Leo Valdez: So she let's Piper know, but not me?

Percy Jackson has updated his status:

STOP DUCKING ASKING ME WHAT HAPPENED NICO! IF I WANT YOU TO KNOW WHAT DUCKING HAPPENED I WILL TELL YOU! BUT SINCE I DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW, STOP DUCKING ASKING ME!

Comments:

Leo Valdez: o.o *backs away slowly*

Percy Jackson: Sorry man, Nico keeps ducking asking me what happened.

Nico di Angelo: Sorry Percy. :(

Percy Jackson: It's okay..

Aphrodite has updated her status:

R.I.P. Percabeth :'(

Comments:

Hephaestus: What's Percabeth?

Aphrodite: It's Percy and Annabeth's ship name.

Athena: FINALLY MY DAUGHTER ISN'T DATING THAT WEIRD PERCY KID!

Poseidon: Hey! He may be weird, but at least he was a good boyfriend for her!

Percy Jackson: Thanks a lot, dad. -_-

Annabeth Chase: Yeah, well, you're not only weird, you're stupid.

Percy Jackson: I'm weird? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WAS BORN OUT OF A HEAD!

Athena: Excuse me?

Percy Jackson: Sorry Lady Athena, not you.

Annabeth Chase: Don't you dare bring my mother into this! And for the record, at least I have a brain. Yours is literally made out of Seaweed!

Percy Jackson: I'm not the one going around correcting everyone's mistakes. "You spelled 'it' wrong!" MAYBE IT WAS A DUCKING MISTAKE.

Annabeth Chase: Oh, so I'm the bad one now? I'M NOT THE ONE WHO BLEW UP F-ING MT. ST. HELENS AND RELEASED TYPHON!

Percy Jackson: IF I HADN'T RELEASED HIM WE WOULDN'T HAVE WON THE TITAN WAR!

Annabeth Chase: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE! WE COULD'VE WON WITHOUT YOU. NICO COULD'VE GONE IN THE RIVER STYX, NOT YOU!

Ares: HOLD UP! STOP THE FIGHTING FOR JUST ONE MOMENT!

Percy Jackson: Never thought I'd hear you say that..