Before He Cheats

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Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,

And she's probably getting frisky...

Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink

'Cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick,

Showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side

Of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

Carved my name into his leather seats...

I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,

Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singing some

White-trash version of Shania karaoke.

Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk"

And he's a-thinking that he's gonna get lucky,

Right now, he's probably dabbing on

3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo*...

Oh, and he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side

Of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

Carved my name into his leather seats,

I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,

Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,

'Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

No... not on me

'Cause I dug my key into the side

Of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

Carved my name into his leather seats...

I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,

Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

Oh, before he cheats... oh, oh.

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