Last night's episode of the Bachelor was really just too good. It's just like, Ben is so hot. Like the kind of hot where you don't realize this has been your face for the past two hours:
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But besides that, so much amazing shit happened. Lace continued to be a total maniac (to our amusement of course). Ben showed us his freak side by taking a bunch of blondes on a date and sniffing all of their assholes. And Olivia introduced the world to her mouth.
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High School Group Date
Overheard before the date:
"After meeting Ben for the first time last night, I just know he'd be the best husband"
"Ben is the most perfect guy on the planet in the world"
"If Ben wanted to do anal on the first date, I'd do it."
JK that one didn't happen but you didn't not believe it.
When Bachelor-watching-couch-women saw Ben's bulge during his mini shower scene:
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Okay so first date is at a high school because ben LOVES high schoool. WTF Ben what is your fixation with HS?
"High school is where I have some of my finest memories. First kiss, athletics, my mom picking me up everyday."
Lace wasn't good at school, shocking.
Chris Harrison: The first team to make Ben's dick get hard moves on to the next round!
